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Title: We don't know who replied, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service.
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Published: Aug 6, 2011
Author: Jan Jenson
Post Date: 2011-08-09 01:06:27 by wudidiz
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Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month. The day after she passed away my 4- year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words: Dear God, Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick. I hope you will play with her. She likes to swim and play with balls. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her. Love, Meredith We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had. Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, 'To Meredith' in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it. Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, 'When a Pet Dies.' Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note: We don't know who replied, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service. Dear Meredith, Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognized her right away. Abbey isn't sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog. Since we don't need our bodies in heaven, I don't have any pockets to keep your picture in so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by. Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you. I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much. By the way, I'm easy to find. I am wherever there is love. Love, God
by Jan Jenson on Saturday, August 6, 2011 at 9:12pm 
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#1. To: wudidiz (#0)
Dear God Why have you made your worshipers such a bunch of groveling stoooooopid nitwits? I mean, as an omnipotent being I figured you'd be a little smarter than creating a race of materialist rubes that have forgotten you gave them free will and freedom. So God, you're fired. You can't be real and I'm tired of giving you money....plus ODIN!!! thinks you're a big pussy. Love, Flint
Aw, c'mon man, this is a good thing! Now that this little girl "knows" that God is taking care of her doggie, she's just one whackjob, zioNutter preacher away from being convinced that God wants her to pick up a government rifle and kill little children halfway around the world because "they're going to wipe Israel off the face of the map." Somebody's gotta protect our freeedums, don'cha know?
OK, I repent I'll give all my worldly goods to the "church", get one of them bowl-on-the-head haircuts; and spend the rest of my life singing the praises of Hey-Sus while I drink brandy. Friar Flint
Congwatulations, PFC 1st Class Friar Flint in your signing on with Gawd's Army. As a signing bonus, you have been assigned to Bawney Fwank's Heaven, and will be allocated a supply of 666 virgin 4-year old boys to sodomize at your leisure. Don't forget your new motto: Suck a jew for Jeebus, and kill a Muzzie for Mommy! Best regards, Rabbi Shlomo Essostein, 4um's official mohel. P.S. Don't you fell better now that you're free of all that icky strength, honor, courage, etc. Asatru crap?
Any chance I can swap'em for a couple of 25yo hookers? I sure do. Why deal with the burden of responsibility when Hey-Sus will clean up any mess I make........just like Mommy did.
Don't question the wisdom of GAWD.
#21. To: Esso (#20)
Me (groveling on my knees)
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#14. To: Flintlock (#1)
#16. To: Esso (#14)
this little girl "knows" that God is taking care of her doggie,
#18. To: Flintlock (#16)
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#19. To: Esso (#18)
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you have been assigned to Bawney Fwank's Heaven, and will be allocated a supply of 666 virgin 4-year old boys to sodomize at your leisure.
P.S. Don't you fell better now that you're free of all that icky strength, honor, courage, etc. Asatru crap?
#20. To: Flintlock (#19)
Replies to Comment # 20. Don't question the wisdom of GAWD.
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