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Title: Semi-truck crashes into Ohio adult store to steal $800 vagina
Source: Raw Story
URL Source: http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2 ... ult-store-to-steal-800-vagina/
Published: Aug 24, 2011
Author: David Edwards
Post Date: 2011-08-24 12:02:21 by abraxas
Keywords: None
Views: 2405
Comments: 34

Semi-truck crashes into Ohio adult store to steal $800 vagina
Posted on 08.24.11 By David Edwards Categories: Featured, Say What?
A “sex-crazed loser” stole a semi-truck and crashed it into the AdultMart in Brownhelm Township, Ohio Monday.
The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.”
The Post Chronicle (NSFW) reported that the sex toy was this product (NSFW) by Pipedream.
Gawker noted that a man crashed his car into the same store in 2009 to steal a less costly model.
Watch this video from WOIO, broadcast Aug. 23, 2011 at the link.......
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#1. To: abraxas (#0)
Gawker noted that a man crashed his car into the same store in 2009 to steal a less costly model.

LOL! Must have divorced his first wife for a younger one. ahaha, hilarious.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
James Deffenbach posted on 2011-08-24 12:04:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: James Deffenbach (#1)
Must have divorced his first wife for a younger one.

Divorced? I suspect he screwed her to death. lol
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
abraxas posted on 2011-08-24 12:07:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: abraxas (#2)
Well, while that may be remotely possible I believe it would be beyond the capacity of most men. Even those who fool themselves into believing they can keep a whole harem of women happy.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
James Deffenbach posted on 2011-08-24 12:18:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#3)
I believe it would be beyond the capacity of most men.

This man is obsessed! lol
Yeah, I suppose it would be quite a feat to wear down a plastic vagina..LOL!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
abraxas posted on 2011-08-24 12:26:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: abraxas (#0)
Semi-truck crashes into Ohio adult store to steal $800 vagina
Posted on 08.24.11 By David Booth (AKA Sorcha Faal) Categories: Featured, Say What?

Just kiddin !
When the SHTF my prayer will go something like: "give us this day our daily fed" --
noone222 posted on 2011-08-24 12:35:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: abraxas (#0)

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
X-15 posted on 2011-08-24 12:39:57 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: X-15 (#6)
lol......you are so naughty X. Where's my beer? : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
abraxas posted on 2011-08-24 12:46:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: abraxas (#7)
In the refrigerator next to the SANDWICH FIXIN'S, woman!!!
“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
X-15 posted on 2011-08-24 12:49:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: X-15 (#8)
LOL! Good one.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
James Deffenbach posted on 2011-08-24 12:56:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: abraxas (#0)
The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.”

normally, I'd say ain't no pussy worth $800.00 ... however, if it's just legs and a butt and don't talk back ... hey, it might be worth a lot more !
When the SHTF my prayer will go something like: "give us this day our daily fed" --
noone222 posted on 2011-08-24 13:18:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: James Deffenbach (#3)
Even those who fool themselves into believing they can keep a whole harem of women happy.

They would be the same men who believe they can have great sex after about 12 pints of beer. lol
So the blackman orders a pint of of the Black Stuff in Hayes' pub in Moneygall, he hands the barman a Fiver and says; "I HOPE there is some CHANGE with that!" :-P
irishthatcherite posted on 2011-08-24 13:21:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: X-15 (#6)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Eric Stratton posted on 2011-08-24 13:23:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: abraxas (#0)
The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.”

For a price like that it must have it's own clitoris. lol
So the blackman orders a pint of of the Black Stuff in Hayes' pub in Moneygall, he hands the barman a Fiver and says; "I HOPE there is some CHANGE with that!" :-P
irishthatcherite posted on 2011-08-24 13:24:20 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: noone222 (#10)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Eric Stratton posted on 2011-08-24 13:24:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: irishthatcherite (#11)
They would be the same men who believe they can have great sex after about 12 pints of beer. lol

Yeah, sounds about right.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
James Deffenbach posted on 2011-08-24 13:26:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: Eric Stratton (#14)
For some reason what came to mind upon reading that was Stephen Wright saying that what he hated most about having sex was the mace.

The first time I heard that it was uttered by Fred Imus (Don Imus' country bumpkin brother) ... and I laughed my ass off !
When the SHTF my prayer will go something like: "give us this day our daily fed" --
noone222 posted on 2011-08-24 13:26:51 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: Eric Stratton (#14)
Fred Imus said "hey I-man, I found out why my eyes were getting all bloodshot everytime i have sex" ...
Imus asked "oh yeah, why's that Fred ...
Fred said "it's the mace"
When the SHTF my prayer will go something like: "give us this day our daily fed" --
noone222 posted on 2011-08-24 13:29:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: noone222 (#17)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Eric Stratton posted on 2011-08-24 13:39:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: all (#0)
Is this another tastless vagina joke?

Jethro Tull posted on 2011-08-24 15:17:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#20. To: Jethro Tull, All (#19)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Eric Stratton posted on 2011-08-24 15:21:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#21. To: Eric Stratton, 4 (#20)
Well maybe if I were marooned on an Island with the Skipper & Gilligan without the girls.....
Yesterday I survived an earthquake, and today I get smacked in the face with this. What a couple of days!

Jethro Tull posted on 2011-08-24 15:58:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#22. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
The week isn't over yet, Obummer could knock on your door tomorrow and ask for a glass of water and a quarter to make a phone call because his limo broke down on your street :-o
“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
X-15 posted on 2011-08-24 16:11:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#23. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Eric Stratton posted on 2011-08-24 16:13:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#24. To: Eric Stratton (#23)
LOLOLOLOL!!!

What an enormous clusterF down in Southland. I've heard the SMU 'death penalty' mentioned by more than a few commentators. On the bright side, Golden is the guy you want to weather the storm and rebuild. Hope it all works out for you guys.

Jethro Tull posted on 2011-08-24 16:25:29 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#25. To: Jethro Tull (#24)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Eric Stratton posted on 2011-08-24 16:29:53 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: Jethro Tull (#24)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Eric Stratton posted on 2011-08-24 16:31:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#27. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
...and today I get smacked in the face with this.

I really don't think the thing was meant to be eaten, but far be it from me to impose on your freeedums. Knock yourself out, big fella.
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (~~1936~~ 2011)
Esso posted on 2011-08-24 18:08:51 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#28. To: abraxas, Armadillo (#0)
Nobody paged Dillo?

farmfriend posted on 2011-08-24 18:35:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#29. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#28)
Nobody paged Dillo?

Darn right! Thank you FF. *kiss*
I would love to have the $800 vagina described in the article.
The adult stores around here mostly have cheaper "novelty" stuff.
I have two rubber vaginas. One makes me cum faster than the other, so I use the slow one if I want "extended pleasure".
Yeah, I suppose it would be quite a feat to wear down a plastic vagina..LOL!
One of my rubber vaginas is coming apart from use, the other is showing some deterioration.
I do not use them much. They are made of soft flexable rubber that is not very durable. Oil-based lubricants make them deteriorate quicker. Probably made in China.

Anyone offended by this post, click here.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo posted on 2011-08-24 20:17:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#30. To: Armadillo, *Too Much Information* (#29)
I have two rubber vaginas. One makes me cum faster than the other, so I use the slow one if I want "extended pleasure".

What a fuckin idiot.
No Planes. Think about it. ... Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)... "To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle." ~ George Orwell... Israelis For 9/11 Truth

wudidiz posted on 2011-08-24 20:21:25 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#31. To: Esso (#27)

Jethro Tull posted on 2011-08-24 20:34:53 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#32. To: wudidiz (#30)
What a fuckin idiot.

The bozo list is available for your use.

farmfriend posted on 2011-08-24 20:45:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#33. To: wudidiz, farmfriend (#30)

Anyone offended by this post, click here.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo posted on 2011-08-24 21:57:19 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#34. To: Armadillo (#33)
Burgers?
Now you're talkin my language. Now you're sayin what I wanna hear.
Speak to me of burgers.
No Planes. Think about it. ... Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)... "To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle." ~ George Orwell... Israelis For 9/11 Truth

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