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Title: Semi-truck crashes into Ohio adult store to steal $800 vagina
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URL Source: http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2 ... ult-store-to-steal-800-vagina/
Published: Aug 24, 2011
Author: David Edwards
Post Date: 2011-08-24 12:02:21 by abraxas
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Views: 3355
Comments: 34
Semi-truck crashes into Ohio adult store to steal $800 vagina Posted on 08.24.11 By David Edwards Categories: Featured, Say What? A “sex-crazed loser” stole a semi-truck and crashed it into the AdultMart in Brownhelm Township, Ohio Monday. The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.” The Post Chronicle (NSFW) reported that the sex toy was this product (NSFW) by Pipedream. Gawker noted that a man crashed his car into the same store in 2009 to steal a less costly model. Watch this video from WOIO, broadcast Aug. 23, 2011 at the link.......
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#1. To: abraxas (#0)
LOL! Must have divorced his first wife for a younger one. ahaha, hilarious.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Divorced? I suspect he screwed her to death. lol
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Well, while that may be remotely possible I believe it would be beyond the capacity of most men. Even those who fool themselves into believing they can keep a whole harem of women happy.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
This man is obsessed! lol Yeah, I suppose it would be quite a feat to wear down a plastic vagina..LOL!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Posted on 08.24.11 By David Booth (AKA Sorcha Faal) Categories: Featured, Say What? Just kiddin !
When the SHTF my prayer will go something like: "give us this day our daily fed" --
lol......you are so naughty X. Where's my beer? : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
In the refrigerator next to the SANDWICH FIXIN'S, woman!!!
LOL! Good one.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
normally, I'd say ain't no pussy worth $800.00 ... however, if it's just legs and a butt and don't talk back ... hey, it might be worth a lot more !
When the SHTF my prayer will go something like: "give us this day our daily fed" --
They would be the same men who believe they can have great sex after about 12 pints of beer. lol
So the blackman orders a pint of of the Black Stuff in Hayes' pub in Moneygall, he hands the barman a Fiver and says; "I HOPE there is some CHANGE with that!" :-P
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
For a price like that it must have it's own clitoris. lol
So the blackman orders a pint of of the Black Stuff in Hayes' pub in Moneygall, he hands the barman a Fiver and says; "I HOPE there is some CHANGE with that!" :-P
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Yeah, sounds about right.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The first time I heard that it was uttered by Fred Imus (Don Imus' country bumpkin brother) ... and I laughed my ass off !
When the SHTF my prayer will go something like: "give us this day our daily fed" --
Fred Imus said "hey I-man, I found out why my eyes were getting all bloodshot everytime i have sex" ... Imus asked "oh yeah, why's that Fred ... Fred said "it's the mace"
When the SHTF my prayer will go something like: "give us this day our daily fed" --
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Is this another tastless vagina joke?
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Well maybe if I were marooned on an Island with the Skipper & Gilligan without the girls..... Yesterday I survived an earthquake, and today I get smacked in the face with this. What a couple of days!
The week isn't over yet, Obummer could knock on your door tomorrow and ask for a glass of water and a quarter to make a phone call because his limo broke down on your street :-o
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
LOLOLOLOL!!! What an enormous clusterF down in Southland. I've heard the SMU 'death penalty' mentioned by more than a few commentators. On the bright side, Golden is the guy you want to weather the storm and rebuild. Hope it all works out for you guys.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
I really don't think the thing was meant to be eaten, but far be it from me to impose on your freeedums. Knock yourself out, big fella.
Nobody paged Dillo?
Darn right! Thank you FF. *kiss* I would love to have the $800 vagina described in the article.Gawker noted that a man crashed his car into the same store in 2009 to steal a less costly model.
#2. To: James Deffenbach (#1)
Must have divorced his first wife for a younger one.
#3. To: abraxas (#2)
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#3)
I believe it would be beyond the capacity of most men.
#5. To: abraxas (#0)
Semi-truck crashes into Ohio adult store to steal $800 vagina
#6. To: abraxas (#0)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#7. To: X-15 (#6)
#8. To: abraxas (#7)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#9. To: X-15 (#8)
#10. To: abraxas (#0)
The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.”
#11. To: James Deffenbach (#3)
Even those who fool themselves into believing they can keep a whole harem of women happy.
#12. To: X-15 (#6)
#13. To: abraxas (#0)
The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.”
#14. To: noone222 (#10)
#15. To: irishthatcherite (#11)
They would be the same men who believe they can have great sex after about 12 pints of beer. lol
#16. To: Eric Stratton (#14)
For some reason what came to mind upon reading that was Stephen Wright saying that what he hated most about having sex was the mace.
#17. To: Eric Stratton (#14)
#18. To: noone222 (#17)
#19. To: all (#0)
#20. To: Jethro Tull, All (#19)
#21. To: Eric Stratton, 4 (#20)
#22. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#23. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
#24. To: Eric Stratton (#23)
#25. To: Jethro Tull (#24)
#26. To: Jethro Tull (#24)
#27. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
...and today I get smacked in the face with this.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936 2011)
#28. To: abraxas, Armadillo (#0)
#29. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#28)
Nobody paged Dillo?
The adult stores around here mostly have cheaper "novelty" stuff.
I have two rubber vaginas. One makes me cum faster than the other, so I use the slow one if I want "extended pleasure". Yeah, I suppose it would be quite a feat to wear down a plastic vagina..LOL!
One of my rubber vaginas is coming apart from use, the other is showing some deterioration.
I do not use them much. They are made of soft flexable rubber that is not very durable. Oil-based lubricants make them deteriorate quicker. Probably made in China.
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#30. To: Armadillo, *Too Much Information* (#29)
What a fuckin idiot.
I have two rubber vaginas. One makes me cum faster than the other, so I use the slow one if I want "extended pleasure".
No Planes. Think about it. ... Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)... "To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle." ~ George Orwell... Israelis For 9/11 Truth
#31. To: Esso (#27)
#32. To: wudidiz (#30)
The bozo list is available for your use.
What a fuckin idiot.
#33. To: wudidiz, farmfriend (#30)
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#34. To: Armadillo (#33)
Burgers? Now you're talkin my language. Now you're sayin what I wanna hear. Speak to me of burgers.
No Planes. Think about it. ... Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)... "To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle." ~ George Orwell... Israelis For 9/11 Truth
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