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Title: Penn and Teller - The bible is bullshit
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URL Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy7ScuVhDvs&feature=player_embedded
Published: Nov 05, 2007
Author: Penn and Teller
Post Date: 2011-08-28 22:14:51 by Flintlock
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#16. To: Flintlock (#0)

Aren't these a couple of Jews?

How far would an act entitled "The Talmud is BS" go?

RickyJ  posted on  2011-08-29   3:42:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: RickyJ (#16)

Aren't these a couple of Jews?

How far would an act entitled "The Talmud is BS" go?

bump to my above post.

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2011-08-29   8:39:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt, RickyJ (#20)

Christianity came into existence in order to lighten the heart; but now it has first to burden the heart so as afterwards to be able to lighten it. Consequently it shall perish. -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, all too Human, page 119,

Flintlock  posted on  2011-08-29   10:01:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Flintlock (#22) (Edited)

Christianity came into existence in order to lighten the heart; but now it has first to burden the heart so as afterwards to be able to lighten it. Consequently it shall perish. -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, all too Human, page 119,

well, here's the good news for Christians

America is the Promised Land [Ezekiel 34/John 10/ edit bible.cc/2_samuel/7-10.htm ] for Christians....and here is what the Bible says about Christianity perishing.

The gates of hell shall not prevail against the church bible.cc/matthew/16-18.htm / The Church Is Israel Now bible.cc/matthew/16-18.htm / edit bible.cc/2_samuel/7-10.htm

Isaiah 60:12For the nation and kingdom that will not serve thee shall perish; yea, those nations shall be utterly wasted. bible.cc/isaiah/60-12.htm / http://kingjbible.com/isaiah/60.htm

See Genesis 3:15.

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2011-08-29   10:31:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#24)

here's the good news for Christians

You sound like the people who occasionally knocked on my door or pestered me in mall parking lots trying to give me a pamphlet.

Flintlock  posted on  2011-08-29   10:46:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Flintlock (#26)

You mean Mormons?

Not I.

watch.pair.com/dan.html

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2011-08-29   10:53:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#27)

You mean Mormons?

Them too

No, I'm talking about people who say something like , "I have good news", then try to hit me with the heysus sales pitch.

I run them off by pointing my finger and (in my best Berserker voice) proclaim, "Fool!, ODIN!!! will crush you!... or something like that. It never fails, and I really enjoy watching'em freak out then scurry away in search of their next victim.

How can you expect anyone to take christyinsanity seriously when you have literally thousand of different sects, using dozens of different translations of your bible, all having different visions of "god's" will and ALL claiming to be the one true path to "salvation"?

You do know you all can't be right don't you?

Your doctrine is hopelessly flawed, overly complex and subject to interpretation for it's adherents and certainly not the product of omnipotent, divine intelligence.

In short, it can't be right, and your god can't be God.

Flintlock  posted on  2011-08-29   11:28:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#37. To: Flintlock (#30) (Edited)

your Odin, as i told you once before, is probably derived from the tribe of Dan and his days are numbered.

Amos 8:11Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD:

12And they shall wander from sea to sea, and from the north even to the east, they shall run to and fro to seek the word of the LORD, and shall not find it.

13In that day shall the fair virgins and young men faint for thirst.

14They that swear by the sin of Samaria, and say, Thy god, O Dan, [ODIN??? Hebrew had no vowels, so when you see dan, den, din, don, dun, dyn in a word, you might be looking at something connected to that apostate tribe, one of whom blasphemed the name of the Lord] liveth; and, The manner of Beersheba liveth; even they shall fall, and never rise up again.

How can you expect anyone to take christyinsanity seriously when you have literally thousand of different sects, using dozens of different translations of your bible, all having different visions of "god's" will and ALL claiming to be the one true path to "salvation"?

Didn't Jesus say the church in His kingdom [mustard seed] would be filled with the leaven of the Pharisees. Didn't Cornwallis say the same thing to George Washington?

See the B'nai B'rith speech at my tagline...the Jews ADMIT infiltrating our church....and once again:

"... "Jonathan Williams recorded in his LEGIONS OF SATAN, 1781, that Cornwallis revealed to Washington that "a holy war will now begin on America, and when it is ended America will be supposedly the citadel of freedom, but her millions will unknowingly be loyal subjects to the Crown." Cornwallis went on to explain what would seem to be a self contradiction: "Your churches will be used to teach the Jew's religion and in less than two hundred years the whole nation will be working for divine world government. That government that they believe to be divine will be the British Empire. All religions will be permeated with Judaism without even being noticed by the masses, and they will all be under the invisible all-seeing eye of the Grand Architect of Freemasonry." And indeed George Washington himself was a Mason, and he gave back through a false religion what he had won with his army.

"Cornwallis well knew that his military defeat was only the beginning of world catastrophe that would be universal and that unrest would continue until mind control could be accomplished through a false religion. What he predicted has come to pass. A brief sketch of American religious history and we have seen Masonry infused into every church in America With their veiled Phallic religion.

"Darby and the Plymouth Brethren brought a Jewish Christianity to America. Masons Rutherford and Russell started Jehovah Witnesses' Judaism which is now worldwide with their message of the divine kingdom. Mason Joseph Smith started Mormon Judaism with its Jewish teaching of millennialism.

"At the turn of the twentieth century there appeared the Scofield Bible with a Jewish interpretation of the prophecies. With wide use of this "helpful" aid all the American churches have silently become synagogues. We now have Baptist Jews, Methodist Jews, Church of God Jews, apostate Catholic Jews, and many Protestant Jews throughout America. We are aliens in our own country because of false religion. All are praying for divine deliverance into that "Divine Government" which Cornwallis knew to be the British Empire.

"A false religion has been used to deceive us into allegiance to our enemies of Yorktown and Bunker Hill. No! Not a gun has been fired but the invisible and malignant process of conquering America with the Jew's religion has gone on unabated. The Union Jack has been planted in our hearts with religious deception. All has happened "legally," "constitutionally," "freely" and completely within our most sacred trust -- our churches. Religious deception is painless innoculation against truth. It cannot be removed from the conscience with surgery, yet it is the motivator of our actions and directly controls our lives. Once man gives over to false religion, he is no longer rational because he originates no thought. His life is controlled by whomever controls his religion.

"The veil of false religion is the sword of Damocles and its power to control humanity defies even the imagination of tyrants who use it." .... www.sweetliberty.org/issu...ax/unionjack_epilogue.htm

That was not GOD's plan:

John 17:20 Neither pray I for these alone, but for them also which shall believe on me through their word; 21That they all may be one; as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be one in us: that the world may believe that thou hast sent me.

22And the glory which thou gavest me I have given them; that they may be one, even as we are one: 23I in them, and thou in me, that they may be made perfect in one; and that the world may know that thou hast sent me, and hast loved them, as thou hast loved me. kingjbible.com/john/17.htm

...all part of the New Covenant:

Jeremiah 31:31 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah: 32Not according to the covenant that I made with their fathers in the day that I took them by the hand to bring them out of the land of Egypt; which my covenant they brake, although I was an husband unto them, saith the LORD: 33But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel; After those days, saith the LORD, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts; and will be their God, and they shall be my people. 34And they shall teach no more every man his neighbour, and every man his brother, saying, Know the LORD [ see bible.cc/2_kings/17-28.htm most likely one of the calf-worshipping priests]: for they shall all know me, from the least of them unto the greatest of them, saith the LORD: for I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more.

kingjbible.com/jeremiah/31.htm

All the different doctrines was the adversaries' plan...divide and conquer....all part of the battle that began in Genesis 3:15.

your god can't be God.

I'd say the probabilities are astronomical that the prophecies made thousands of years ago would not come to pass, unless of course He IS God....and it should be clear to anyone that has eyes to see and ears to hear that the prophecies ARE coming to pass.

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2011-08-29 13:11:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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