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Title: Turtle's Guide to Women
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Published: Sep 23, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-09-23 13:52:51 by Turtle
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Views: 325
Comments: 15

Never take anything they say literally. Or, most of the time, seriously.

I learned these things as a teenager.

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#1. To: farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#0)

Listen up, wenches.

"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2011-09-23   13:53:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)

So, when a woman says "Take me Turtle! Pummel my cervix with your one eyed leviathan!" and rips her own clothes off...


Anyone offended by this post, click here.


"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-09-23   19:23:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle, farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#1)

I think I heard them all conspiring to put you in the hospital.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

"...if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-09-23   19:37:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: angK, purplerose, Lady X (#0)

Let's cast the net a little wider :p

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-09-23   19:40:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Armadillo, Turtle (#2)

"So, when a woman says "Take me Turtle! Pummel my cervix with your one eyed leviathan!" and rips her own clothes off..."

That means they are an acceptable and established fiction writer of some note, and would not bother with a nickle and dime Kindle post yer own stuff Turtle. ;-D

<./hacking on turtle for idle entertainment tag>

"The United States today is like a cruise ship on the Niagara River upstream of the most spectacular falls in North America. A few people on board have begun to pick up a slight hiss in the background, to observe a faint haze of mist in the air or on their glasses, to note that the river current seems to be running slightly faster. But no one yet seems to have realized that it is almost too late to head for shore." -- Historian and author Chalmers Johnson"

Ferret  posted on  2011-09-23   20:11:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle, abraxas, christine (#1)

Ever notice that turtles only make noise when they are fucking?

farmfriend  posted on  2011-09-23   20:33:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Armadillo (#2)

LOL

farmfriend  posted on  2011-09-23   20:35:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Turtle (#0)

Turtle muses while he ponders decades of celibacy with only Rosy Palm to give him a hand. : )

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

abraxas  posted on  2011-09-23   20:37:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: farmfriend (#6)

Check it, he's blind.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

"...if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-09-23   22:33:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: abraxas (#8)

Turtle muses while he ponders decades of celibacy with only Rosy Palm to give him a hand. : )

Shut up, weisenheimer dwarf-wench!

"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2011-09-24   13:06:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: James Deffenbach (#3)

I think I heard them all conspiring to put you in the hospital.

I can take all of them with half my brain tied behind my back.

"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2011-09-24   13:15:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Turtle (#11)

I can take all of them with half my brain tied behind my back.

That you, Rush? LOL!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

"...if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-09-24   13:52:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: James Deffenbach (#12)

I can take all of them with half my brain tied behind my back.

That you, Rush? LOL!

I can take all three of them with ONE brain cell, which is more than all of them have put together.

Talking smack about Turtle has serious consequences!

"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2011-09-24   14:04:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Turtle (#13)

LOL! You better hope they don't find out where da Turtle beze.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

"...if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-09-24   14:11:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Turtle (#1)

"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle

Actually, the definition is "the threat of or use of violence to achieve a political objective."

One need not commit murder to commit a terrorist act.

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2011-09-24   14:43:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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