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Title: Turtle's Guide to Women
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Published: Sep 23, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-09-23 13:52:51 by Turtle
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Comments: 15

Never take anything they say literally. Or, most of the time, seriously.

I learned these things as a teenager.

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#2. To: Turtle (#0)

So, when a woman says "Take me Turtle! Pummel my cervix with your one eyed leviathan!" and rips her own clothes off...

Armadillo  posted on  2011-09-23   19:23:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#5. To: Armadillo, Turtle (#2)

"So, when a woman says "Take me Turtle! Pummel my cervix with your one eyed leviathan!" and rips her own clothes off..."

That means they are an acceptable and established fiction writer of some note, and would not bother with a nickle and dime Kindle post yer own stuff Turtle. ;-D

<./hacking on turtle for idle entertainment tag>

Ferret  posted on  2011-09-23 20:11:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL

farmfriend  posted on  2011-09-23 20:35:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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