See other 4play Articles
Title: Turtle's Guide to Women
Source:
[None]
URL Source: [None]
Published: Sep 23, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-09-23 13:52:51 by Turtle
Keywords: None
Views: 344
Comments: 15
Never take anything they say literally. Or, most of the time, seriously. I learned these things as a teenager.
Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#0)
Listen up, wenches.
"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle
So, when a woman says "Take me Turtle! Pummel my cervix with your one eyed leviathan!" and rips her own clothes off...
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
Anyone offended by this post, click here.
 | "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus. |
#3. To: Turtle, farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#1)
I think I heard them all conspiring to put you in the hospital.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
"...if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#4. To: angK, purplerose, Lady X (#0)
Let's cast the net a little wider :p
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#5. To: Armadillo, Turtle (#2)
That means they are an acceptable and established fiction writer of some note, and would not bother with a nickle and dime Kindle post yer own stuff Turtle. ;-D <./hacking on turtle for idle entertainment tag>
"So, when a woman says "Take me Turtle! Pummel my cervix with your one eyed leviathan!" and rips her own clothes off..."
#6. To: Turtle, abraxas, christine (#1)
Ever notice that turtles only make noise when they are fucking?
#7. To: Armadillo (#2)
LOL
#8. To: Turtle (#0)
Turtle muses while he ponders decades of celibacy with only Rosy Palm to give him a hand. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#9. To: farmfriend (#6)
Check it, he's blind.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
"...if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#10. To: abraxas (#8)
Shut up, weisenheimer dwarf-wench!
Turtle muses while he ponders decades of celibacy with only Rosy Palm to give him a hand. : )
"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle
#11. To: James Deffenbach (#3)
I can take all of them with half my brain tied behind my back.
I think I heard them all conspiring to put you in the hospital.
"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle
#12. To: Turtle (#11)
That you, Rush? LOL!
I can take all of them with half my brain tied behind my back.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
"...if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#13. To: James Deffenbach (#12)
I can take all of them with half my brain tied behind my back. That you, Rush? LOL! I can take all three of them with ONE brain cell, which is more than all of them have put together. Talking smack about Turtle has serious consequences!
"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle
#14. To: Turtle (#13)
LOL! You better hope they don't find out where da Turtle beze.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
"...if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#15. To: Turtle (#1)
Actually, the definition is "the threat of or use of violence to achieve a political objective." One need not commit murder to commit a terrorist act.
"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest