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Title: Husband Can Explain Lewd Google Search History
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URL Source: http://smew.com/index.php?option=co ... ogle-search-history&Itemid=574
Published: Sep 27, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-09-27 03:01:37 by wudidiz
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Views: 319
Comments: 14

Tuesday, 20 September 2011 10:42

Husband Can Explain Lewd Google Search History

Husband Can Explain Lewd Google Search History
EDMONTON, AB—Local husband and father of two, Richard Poitras, 42, announced today that there is a perfectly logical explanation for the long list of raunchy Google searches that recently appeared out of nowhere on his internet browser’s search history.

In a response to questioning from his wife, which began yesterday, Poitras said, “Listen, I’m no computer whiz, but I think I have an idea how this could have happened.”

He went on to describe a spam email he vaguely remembers opening, completely on accident. “That email must have linked my system up with some kind of hacker.”

When asked why a computer hacker would take the time to plant “anal ass butt female” into his search history, Poitras responded, “I’ve thought about that, and it makes no sense to me, either.”

“People spend their time doing strange things these days,” he added.

The lewd searches were discovered yesterday when Poitras’ wife used his laptop to look up some driving directions. She started to type “Boyle Street” when the search bar suggested “booty popping,” “booty shaking ass webcam,” and “booty dancing striptease pajamas.”

When she confronted Poitras, he said he was completely shocked.

“Some of those words were just…so disgusting. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”

Poitras immediately took his laptop back from his wife and initiated an anti-virus scan.

He says he has learned his lesson about being careful when clicking through his emails.

 

 

 

 

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#1. To: wudidiz (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-09-27   4:20:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: wudidiz (#0)

“Listen, I’m no computer whiz, but I think I have an idea how this could have happened.”

Uh huh. I wonder if she bought it. Did you try to look and sound convincing???

Menu-Tools-Clear Recent History-check all-Clear Now.

Simple. End of problem. I used to rent computers. When they came back, before I did a restore I'd always look to see what they had on it. There was always porn of some type. Always.

PSUSA2  posted on  2011-09-27   6:47:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: PSUSA2, Eric Stratton (#2)

I'd always look to see what they had on it

Oh my.

I think this thing is satire.


"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry

wudidiz  posted on  2011-09-27   6:56:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: wudidiz (#3)

I think this thing is satire

you don't say!? But anyway, remember startpage.com, gives you google search results anonymously with no tracking, no permanent record, no cookies, no isp info, etc. Scott Peterson is their spokesman? (KIDDING about that last part)

"Even to the death fight for truth, and the LORD your God will battle for you". Sirach 4:28

Artisan  posted on  2011-09-27   7:19:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: wudidiz (#3)

I think this thing is satire.

Upon further investigation, I'd say you're right.

There is always a bit of truth in satire though.

PSUSA2  posted on  2011-09-27   7:39:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Artisan (#4)

What does Scott Peterson have to do with anonymous searches?


"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry

wudidiz  posted on  2011-09-27   7:46:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: PSUSA2 (#5)

There is always a bit of truth in satire though.

I guess that's what makes it humorous.


"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry

wudidiz  posted on  2011-09-27   10:00:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: wudidiz (#6)

peterson was a guy in Ca convicted of murder,& during the trial it came out that he had google'd how to weigh down a body in the water, which coincidentally is where they found his wife.This doesnt mean that all privacy advocates are spouse killers though

"Even to the death fight for truth, and the LORD your God will battle for you". Sirach 4:28

Artisan  posted on  2011-09-27   12:44:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: PSUSA2 (#2)

My nephews when teenagers didn't know about clearing the history so when my sister (their mother) looked there were dozens of porn sites. She thought it was funny, understanding they were 15 and 16 years old.

"Terrorism is when the innocent are murdered due to the evil actions of the guilty." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2011-09-27   12:50:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Turtle (#9)

It's easier to find than dads playboys were. That's progress.

It sounds like your sis has a good sense of humor.

PSUSA2  posted on  2011-09-27   13:02:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Artisan (#8)

This doesnt mean that all privacy advocates are spouse killers though

lol


"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry

wudidiz  posted on  2011-09-27   16:05:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: wudidiz (#0)

can't find a full version of the song, but here is a link to the lyrics to go with the video so one can get the full of it with as to how it goes.


the most factual thing ever posted by buckeroo
I have no freaking' clue. buckeroo posted on 2010-07-24 21:33:00 ET

IRTorqued  posted on  2011-09-27   23:10:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: PSUSA2 (#2)

I used to rent computers. When they came back, before I did a restore I'd always look to see what they had on it. There was always porn of some type. Always.

Which is a convenient way to get busted. Beware?!?!

I'm a bigot or an anti-gov, bigmouth. The Feds don't like me. They load onto my rented computer, kiddie stuff (if I'm too dumb to clear my stuff, I'm too dumb to recognize when I've been hacked), and I turn it in to PSUSA2. He sees the picts and maybe notifies DHS. I'm toast.

It's something unbelievable, like 10 years per image. Absolutely everyone (including family) will dump you like a stone turd.

FWMale  posted on  2011-09-27   23:53:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: FWMale (#13)

You can always use the Pete Townsend Defense.

www.thesmokinggun.com/doc...hends-child-porn-treatise

PSUSA2  posted on  2011-09-28   5:32:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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