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Title: Husband Can Explain Lewd Google Search History
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URL Source: http://smew.com/index.php?option=co ... ogle-search-history&Itemid=574
Published: Sep 27, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-09-27 03:01:37 by wudidiz
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Views: 205
Comments: 14

Tuesday, 20 September 2011 10:42

Husband Can Explain Lewd Google Search History

Husband Can Explain Lewd Google Search History
EDMONTON, AB—Local husband and father of two, Richard Poitras, 42, announced today that there is a perfectly logical explanation for the long list of raunchy Google searches that recently appeared out of nowhere on his internet browser’s search history.

In a response to questioning from his wife, which began yesterday, Poitras said, “Listen, I’m no computer whiz, but I think I have an idea how this could have happened.”

He went on to describe a spam email he vaguely remembers opening, completely on accident. “That email must have linked my system up with some kind of hacker.”

When asked why a computer hacker would take the time to plant “anal ass butt female” into his search history, Poitras responded, “I’ve thought about that, and it makes no sense to me, either.”

“People spend their time doing strange things these days,” he added.

The lewd searches were discovered yesterday when Poitras’ wife used his laptop to look up some driving directions. She started to type “Boyle Street” when the search bar suggested “booty popping,” “booty shaking ass webcam,” and “booty dancing striptease pajamas.”

When she confronted Poitras, he said he was completely shocked.

“Some of those words were just…so disgusting. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”

Poitras immediately took his laptop back from his wife and initiated an anti-virus scan.

He says he has learned his lesson about being careful when clicking through his emails.

 

 

 

 

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#2. To: wudidiz (#0)

“Listen, I’m no computer whiz, but I think I have an idea how this could have happened.”

Uh huh. I wonder if she bought it. Did you try to look and sound convincing???

Menu-Tools-Clear Recent History-check all-Clear Now.

Simple. End of problem. I used to rent computers. When they came back, before I did a restore I'd always look to see what they had on it. There was always porn of some type. Always.

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#3. To: PSUSA2, Eric Stratton (#2)

I'd always look to see what they had on it

Oh my.

I think this thing is satire.

wudidiz  posted on  2011-09-27   6:56:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#4. To: wudidiz (#3)

I think this thing is satire

you don't say!? But anyway, remember startpage.com, gives you google search results anonymously with no tracking, no permanent record, no cookies, no isp info, etc. Scott Peterson is their spokesman? (KIDDING about that last part)

Artisan  posted on  2011-09-27 07:19:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: wudidiz (#3)

I think this thing is satire.

Upon further investigation, I'd say you're right.

There is always a bit of truth in satire though.

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