In a response to questioning from his wife, which began yesterday, Poitras said, “Listen, I’m no computer whiz, but I think I have an idea how this could have happened.”
He went on to describe a spam email he vaguely remembers opening, completely on accident. “That email must have linked my system up with some kind of hacker.”
When asked why a computer hacker would take the time to plant “anal ass butt female” into his search history, Poitras responded, “I’ve thought about that, and it makes no sense to me, either.”
“People spend their time doing strange things these days,” he added.
The lewd searches were discovered yesterday when Poitras’ wife used his laptop to look up some driving directions. She started to type “Boyle Street” when the search bar suggested “booty popping,” “booty shaking ass webcam,” and “booty dancing striptease pajamas.”
When she confronted Poitras, he said he was completely shocked.
“Some of those words were just…so disgusting. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”
Poitras immediately took his laptop back from his wife and initiated an anti-virus scan.
He says he has learned his lesson about being careful when clicking through his emails.
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