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Title: WTT: Ex Wife for Flowmaster Exhaust (Austin, TX)
Source: Craig's List
URL Source: http://austin.craigslist.org/pts/2621817620.html
Published: Sep 28, 2011
Author: some dude
Post Date: 2011-10-02 20:03:10 by X-15
Keywords: None
Views: 86
Comments: 1

Looking for an Axle-back Flowmaster Hushpower kit, and have an ex wife I am willing to trade for it:

If you have good friends that need to get laid, this is truly the deal for you, my friend. She's easy on the eyes, and on her knees. She's into long distance relationships, especially the secretive ones on the side. You don't have to worry about going to therapy to try to work things out, she'll leave you before that. If your friends are struggling to find a job, can't get through college algebra in three tries, or serve in the military, then this deal is getting too good to pass up!

Note, item requested is for a 2011-2012 Mustang: item offered is a 1985 model with very little hail damage visible. Headlights are larger, but aren't sagging too bad at this point.

Please email if interested.


Poster Comment:

ROFLMAO!!

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#1. To: X-15 (#0)

Classic! thanks.

Only in Austin.

Break the Conventions - Keep the Commandments - G.K.Chesterson

Lod  posted on  2011-10-02   21:31:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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