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Title: HELP, HELP, HELP, please HELP
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Published: Oct 19, 2011
Author: a sick person
Post Date: 2011-10-19 19:55:38 by Itistoolate
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Views: 277
Comments: 10

I have been diagnosed as having "Electile Dysfunction".

I am not aroused by any of the candidates.

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#1. To: Itistoolate (#0)

I have been diagnosed as having "Electile Dysfunction".

Now THAT'S funny.

john stadtmiller  posted on  2011-10-19   20:01:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Itistoolate (#0)

My recommendation is beer - lots of beer. Gallons even.

Remember The White Rose
"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-10-19   20:01:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Itistoolate (#0)

Michelle Bachmann has been dispatched to resuscitate you with a very kosher BJ that'll have you itching for a fight with Iran in no time, OY VEY!!!

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-10-19   20:04:03 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: X-15 (#3)

LOL

farmfriend  posted on  2011-10-19   20:06:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: X-15 (#3)

AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

"Satan / Cheney in "08" Just Foreign Policy Iraqi Death Estimator

tom007  posted on  2011-10-19   20:34:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: X-15 (#3)

Michelle Bachmann has been dispatched to resuscitate you with a very kosher BJ that'll have you itching for a fight with Iran in no time, OY VEY!!!

Now that's even funnier.......

john stadtmiller  posted on  2011-10-19   20:35:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Itistoolate (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-10-19   20:54:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Itistoolate (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-10-19   20:55:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Itistoolate (#0)

I am not aroused by any of the candidates.

Just don't use that line among the candidates; you'll be told to stop thinking of yourself as prick.

Tatarewicz  posted on  2011-10-20   3:15:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Itistoolate (#0)

I have been diagnosed as having "Electile Dysfunction".

Join S.A.P. - Seniors Against Politicians ... you'll be screwin politicians within weeks !

"the man who puts all the guns and all the decision-making power into the hands of the central government and then says, “Limit yourself”; it is he who is truly the impractical utopian." Murray Rothbard

noone222  posted on  2011-10-20   4:16:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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