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Title: HELP, HELP, HELP, please HELP
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Published: Oct 19, 2011
Author: a sick person
Post Date: 2011-10-19 19:55:38 by Itistoolate
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Views: 223
Comments: 10

I have been diagnosed as having "Electile Dysfunction".

I am not aroused by any of the candidates.

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#1. To: Itistoolate (#0)

I have been diagnosed as having "Electile Dysfunction".

Now THAT'S funny.

john stadtmiller  posted on  2011-10-19   20:01:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

My recommendation is beer - lots of beer. Gallons even.

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-10-19   20:01:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Michelle Bachmann has been dispatched to resuscitate you with a very kosher BJ that'll have you itching for a fight with Iran in no time, OY VEY!!!

X-15  posted on  2011-10-19   20:04:03 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL

farmfriend  posted on  2011-10-19   20:06:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2011-10-19   20:34:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Michelle Bachmann has been dispatched to resuscitate you with a very kosher BJ that'll have you itching for a fight with Iran in no time, OY VEY!!!

Now that's even funnier.......

john stadtmiller  posted on  2011-10-19   20:35:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-10-19   20:54:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-10-19   20:55:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I am not aroused by any of the candidates.

Just don't use that line among the candidates; you'll be told to stop thinking of yourself as prick.

Tatarewicz  posted on  2011-10-20   3:15:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I have been diagnosed as having "Electile Dysfunction".

Join S.A.P. - Seniors Against Politicians ... you'll be screwin politicians within weeks !

"the man who puts all the guns and all the decision-making power into the hands of the central government and then says, “Limit yourself”; it is he who is truly the impractical utopian." Murray Rothbard

noone222  posted on  2011-10-20   4:16:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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