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Title: Need a laugh? Listen to this description of a Feltching accident
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://www.hark.com/clips/gftykvkqhw-feltching-accident
Published: Oct 28, 2011
Author: email
Post Date: 2011-10-28 15:36:49 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 285
Comments: 10

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#1. To: Jethro Tull, 4 (#0)

Those muzzle loading gerbil cannons have some serious firepower!

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Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll

PSUSA2  posted on  2011-10-28   16:19:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

I think all wanna be queers should be required to read this description of a feltching accident. Maybe then they'd stop using their plumbing for something other than what was intended by God!!!

Phant2000  posted on  2011-10-28   16:53:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Phant2000 (#2)

Is it any wonder that God has decided to shake His fist in our general direction?

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-10-28   16:58:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: PSUSA2 (#1)

A few thousand gerbil cannons, waddled up to the front line in Afghanistan, would render the AL Kosher terrorists impotent in a matter of weeks.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-10-28   17:01:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

holy crapgerbil !


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2011-10-28   17:12:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Jethro Tull (#4)

Actually, I just looked this word up. I heard of it before but didn't know what it means.

It doesn't mean what the article says it means.

I'll spare the people here a textbook definition of it. It's that bad.

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Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll

PSUSA2  posted on  2011-10-28   19:15:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: PSUSA2 (#6)

hahahahaha

I haven't a clue what it means either, so thanks for the warning :)

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-10-28   19:18:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Jethro Tull (#7)

I was wrong.

There is "felching" (which is what I looked up) and there's "felTching.

The article was correct.

Whew! Glad that's settled.

Now, on to more pleasant thoughts.

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Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll

PSUSA2  posted on  2011-10-28   19:21:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Jethro Tull, All (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-10-28   19:52:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: PSUSA2 (#6)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-10-28   19:56:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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