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Title: A Letter from Goldman Sachs: Concerning Occupy Wall Street
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URL Source: http://redactednews.blogspot.com/
Published: Nov 4, 2011
Author: redacted
Post Date: 2011-11-04 07:56:44 by tom007
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A Letter from Goldman Sachs: Concerning Occupy Wall Street NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) Satire – The following is a letter released today by Lloyd Blankfein, the chairman of banking giant Goldman Sachs: Dear Investor: Up until now, Goldman Sachs has been silent on the subject of the protest movement known as Occupy Wall Street. That does not mean, however, that it has not been very much on our minds. As thousands have gathered in Lower Manhattan, passionately expressing their deep discontent with the status quo, we have taken note of these protests. And we have asked ourselves this question: How can we make money off them? Read more »
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
I wonder if lloyd is a protestant or catholic? Blankfein sounds protestant to me. Satire, but it could happen. I can see them doing this. -------------------------------------------------------- He's an Eskimo from Tel Aviv.
Lloyd Blankfein,... How can we make money off them?
Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
#2. To: PSUSA2 (#1)
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
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