See other Miscellaneous Articles
Title: Mmmmmmmmmm, sausage!
Source:
[None]
URL Source: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr ... 4wZa1QNrC0%2BowCmh4%2FH7jYY%3D
Published: Dec 20, 2011
Author: ?
Post Date: 2011-12-20 14:59:24 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 303
Comments: 20
Loddy: s3.amazonaws.com/data.tum...QNrC0%2BowCmh4%2FH7jYY%3D http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdxjr2vPS1qewv1lo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1324489212&Signature=Juuq4wZa1QNrC0%2BowCmh4%2FH7jYY%3D Poster Comment: A day without sausage, is like a day without Dakmar.
Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: Esso (#0)
Dang, Kim. Share some of the pork with your country. (I'll miss the little nut-job.) Maybe Young-un will step up. Break the Conventions - Keep the Commandments - G.K.Chesterson I just can't imagine how cool it would be to have smiling women in dresses & high heels escorting me through the sausage section. GODDAMN, THAT SUMBITCH KNEW HOW TO LIVE! WE WANT DAKMAR! WE WANT DAKMAR! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAKMAR! Soylent Green isssss PEOPLE!!!!!
It's probably ground-up dogs.
-------------------------------------------------------- How many days (hours) after the EBT (food stamps) are cut off before this country reverts to widespread cannibalism? I make it at 3 days. Now we know where Dear Leader hides the sausage.
They will, and have, murdered family members over taking the last piece of KFC. Multiple subhumans literally stepped over a shooting victim in Tulsa to pick up their fried chicken orders. No, it won't take long at all. -------------------------------------------------------- if times get really tough, it's gonna be a tragedy when fat aemricans who've invested thousands in vet bills are reduced to eating their poodles. meanwhile, we can think about where the slang word "chow" comes from.
then there was that semi-fancy restaurant in wyoming, rock springs, i think, that was famous for its 16-ounce sirloins, cheap. it looked good, but it didnt taste right, and the texture was wrong. somebody's old quarter horse made a detour from the glue factory to that restaurant. livestock auction sales are wonderful.
having said all that, i got to admit that there's a bunch of hysterical little nuisance yappers here in the old folks home that need to be shipped to oscar mayer.
If I had a dollar for every time I passed by Rock Springs... I spent a lot of time on 80. That restaurant owner was cruisin' for a bruisin'. Try pulling that stunt on a rancher. They know beef. I remember stopping up there somewhere to get some coffee. THey had only one pot going and I asked if it was decaf, just to make sure it wasn't. He just laughed at me and said the local ranchers would kick his ass if it was decaf. He probably was exaggerating, but not by much. -------------------------------------------------------- yeah, the strangers probably subsidize the locals' consumption of 16-ounce prime beef sirloins by eating horsemeat. we were pretty obviously seismic tramps. waiter yealls into the kitchen, "one special 16-ouncer"... "special"... that always makes me feel good.
i got nothing against eating horses... but i dont like the idea of eating horses when i'm supposed to be eating beef, and i'm primed for that taste and texture... you know what i mean?
You don't suppose you could've eaten Dakmar by mistake, do you? Or should that be "misteak"? i'm starting to take stock of what seems to have been "my life"... and it's amazing how much weird stuff happened at the sandpiper, which has, from what i can gather from the internet, turned into a gay bar. but in the 60s, it was straight... catering to marine pilots and and female schoolteachers... that should have been a tipoff of some sort, but i'm still trying to figure out what. anyhow, they had a grill where you could scorch your own steak while slathering it with the sandpiper sauce... the steak was a couple inches thick, about the size of your hand, and no matter how dismal a cook you were, no matter how drunk, those steaks were wonderful.
that's something else to think about.
Sausage is good clickbait!
#2. To: All (#0)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936 2011)
#3. To: Esso (#0)
A day without sausage, is like a day without Dakmar.
#4. To: Esso (#0)
#5. To: Esso (#0)
Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
#6. To: PSUSA2 (#5)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936 2011)
#7. To: Esso (#0)
#8. To: Esso (#6)
Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
#9. To: PSUSA2 (#5)
ground-up dogs...
#10. To: PSUSA2 (#8)
#11. To: All (#10)
#12. To: lead.and.lag (#10)
Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
#13. To: PSUSA2 (#12)
That restaurant owner was cruisin' for a bruisin'. Try pulling that stunt on a rancher. They know beef.
#14. To: PSUSA2 (#12)
(Edited)
#15. To: lead.and.lag (#14)
i got nothing against eating horses...
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936 2011)
#16. To: PSUSA2 (#12)
(Edited)
#17. To: Esso (#15)
You don't suppose you could've eaten Dakmar by mistake, do you?
#18. To: christine (#0)
Views: 172
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936 2011)
#19. To: Esso (#0)
(Edited)
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
#20. To: wudidiz (#19)
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest