"Aw, don't go, Officer Angel. Gosh, we all really love you in your tailored uniform shirts and shiny Sam Browne equipment belt. And we know that you have a license to kill especially if there are no witnesses.
And you're quite accustomed to interpreting fear and intimidation of the public as respect and envy. And, the very idea that a small business owner would brazenly admit that he doesn't love cops must have been terribly upsetting to you, a real, live humie bean.
He should secretly loathe and despise you the way the good people behind the Iron Curtain did the Stasi and The KGB.
I know I do.
If you need a quick BJ to salve your wounded ego please see the groupie in the video. Just don't kiss her."