"Aw, don't go, Officer Angel. Gosh, we all really love you in your tailored uniform shirts and shiny Sam Browne equipment belt. And we know that you have a license to kill especially if there are no witnesses.
And you're quite accustomed to interpreting fear and intimidation of the public as respect and envy. And, the very idea that a small business owner would brazenly admit that he doesn't love cops must have been terribly upsetting to you, a real, live humie bean.
He should secretly loathe and despise you the way the good people behind the Iron Curtain did the Stasi and The KGB.
I know I do.
If you need a quick BJ to salve your wounded ego please see the groupie in the video. Just don't kiss her."
Someone is going to have to smack you with a rolled-up newspaper, DAWG. LOL!
I once had a doggie companion that was so sensitive that if I even pretended to spank her with a rolled up paper she would whine pathetically. She knew that we adored each other and it confused and pained her terribly if I even played make believe with that form of punishment.
In fact I feel ashamed and guilty now just thinking about it.
And, as I'm writing this I heard another New Years Eve celebrant pass my house at high speed and crash a block away.