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Title: A misfire? I know what I'll do. I'll just look down the barrel to see what the problem is!
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Published: Jan 4, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-01-04 16:09:17 by PSUSA2
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#1. To: All (#0)
Because everyone knows that looking down the barrel will always show what the problem is.
-------------------------------------------------------- A Darwin Award winner is actually someone who offs themself without having kids. Unfortunately, this moron didn't die, and if he's got kids, that excludes him from being a winner, too.
"There are only 800,000 state, local, and federal law enforcement officers in the entire country." - Vox Day
He learned a new word-Hangfire!
I cant help but wonder why he even bothered to record this. It's not as if shooting big targets about 10' away, and missing the first shot by a foot, is impressive. And to not destroy the recording immediately to prevent embarrassment? Darwin will catch him sooner or later. Or someone will add more chlorine to the gene pool and take him out that way. -------------------------------------------------------- Sump'ns wrong here: what kind of guy can remember to pick up his rifle prior to scurrying off to the doc for head-wound care?
"The 'uniter' has brought the entire world together - to despise and deride us." Lod
I guess it just wouldn't do to cycle the malfunctioning shell out of the chamber. No, looking down the barrel was going to solve all his problems. What a moron.
Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
#2. To: PSUSA2 (#1)
#3. To: PSUSA2 (#0)
#4. To: Turtle (#2)
Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
#5. To: PSUSA2 (#4)
#6. To: PSUSA2 (#0)
(Edited)
-Alex Kurtagic
#7. To: PSUSA2 (#0)
That's what happens when you eat too much lead paint as a kid.
It is vital to understand that there is no truth without discernment and no wisdom without the truth. What then is “faith” but an effort to confound truth and wisdom?
#8. To: X-15 (#6)
actually had he looked a little better down the barrel he would have solved a world of problems.
the most factual thing ever posted by buckeroo
I have no freaking' clue. buckeroo posted on 2010-07-24 21:33:00 ET
#9. To: X-15 (#6)
-- Shooting while female is at leat something of an excuse. ;-)
#10. To: angK (#7)
Yeah, I guess he developed a craving for lead. It was almost his last meal. That's what happens when you eat too much lead paint as a kid.
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Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
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