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Title: this black dog come charging out of his yard...
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Published: Jan 8, 2012
Author: lead.and.lag
Post Date: 2012-01-08 14:16:12 by lead.and.lag
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Comments: 12

...and starts making passes at me, which would have been okay except i had fifty pounds of food in my backpack and another twenty pounds dangling off the handlebars... and then i had to complicate things by kicking at the dog...

i cant see for shit, depth perception gone, coordination going, so i fall off my bike, thinking, "fuck, i hope i didnt smash the bread."... a lady across the street starts yelling, "are you okay, are you okay?!?"

a small patch of honda rash and a sprained wrist.

the dogs here in the shire seem to be nervous today, maybe the weather, cold, threatening snow, has made them more alert... maybe their masters are nervous and that got to the dogs...

anyhow, there's a mile of gentle uphill on the main leg to the store, so i go slow on the way out, and the dogs never bark except today they barked me most of the way up the hill... and then, on the way back, this doofus shit attacks me, and doofus me starts kicking back... i know better than that.

but i'm getting doddery... me, the master of swift, accurate motions, not a motion wasted... doddery, fumbling, fiddling, twitching.

it's a crime, i tell you, it's a cryin shame.

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#3. To: lead.and.lag (#0)

"Are you okay?" As if those three words will make it all better. "Hell no, lady! I just fell off my bike!"

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those three words will make it all better.

she was a nice lady... she chased the dog away, held my bike up while i put my backpack on, pointed out a hole in one of the sacks, offered to get me another one...

i'm going, "yeah, i'm fine." and "mad"... and "thanks, but i got extra sacks."

i get off down the road, and the coffee starts falling out of the hole in the sack, so i stop, pick up one jar and put it on top of the bread... then the other jar of coffee falls out, and i stop and put that on top of the bread.

i'm going again, everything under control, and the lady shows up in an SUV and hands me a new bag.

out of synch, everything... crosswise to the universe, but now that i've been typing a while, my wrist is limbering up, and i've been thinking it's gonna be interesting to watch the honda rash, to see if it heals up as fast as it used to.

but she was a nice lady.

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