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Title: this black dog come charging out of his yard...
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Published: Jan 8, 2012
Author: lead.and.lag
Post Date: 2012-01-08 14:16:12 by lead.and.lag
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...and starts making passes at me, which would have been okay except i had fifty pounds of food in my backpack and another twenty pounds dangling off the handlebars... and then i had to complicate things by kicking at the dog...

i cant see for shit, depth perception gone, coordination going, so i fall off my bike, thinking, "fuck, i hope i didnt smash the bread."... a lady across the street starts yelling, "are you okay, are you okay?!?"

a small patch of honda rash and a sprained wrist.

the dogs here in the shire seem to be nervous today, maybe the weather, cold, threatening snow, has made them more alert... maybe their masters are nervous and that got to the dogs...

anyhow, there's a mile of gentle uphill on the main leg to the store, so i go slow on the way out, and the dogs never bark except today they barked me most of the way up the hill... and then, on the way back, this doofus shit attacks me, and doofus me starts kicking back... i know better than that.

but i'm getting doddery... me, the master of swift, accurate motions, not a motion wasted... doddery, fumbling, fiddling, twitching.

it's a crime, i tell you, it's a cryin shame.

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That reminds me of a time when I was a kid exploring country roads. One time I attracted the attention of a farmer's German Shepherd that just had to see what was chase worthy on the bike zooming down his dirt road.

I remember that dog coming on hot and heavy, just about snapping at my heels. As I skidded to a stop, I could see that he was a breed Shepherd, just growed out and in his prime. I'd done a side slip with my bike and had the bike between me and the dog. Man did he have a set of teeth, and he was barking full out. I thought for sure he was going to jump me, so I emptied my lungs with all the venom and bad words I'ed learned in eleven years of living. I screamed every damned thing I could think of at that dog, and he finally laid his ears down and backed off. I believe he musta thought that I was out of my mind. That Shepherd went off in one direction, and I went off in the other.

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