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Title: Penis Tattoo Causes Permanent Erection For Iranian Man
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URL Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/10/penis-tattoo_n_1195324.html
Published: Jan 12, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-01-12 02:41:46 by farmfriend
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At least he can get it up. A man who got a tattoo on his penis is now left with a permanent semi-erection, according to an article in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. As MSNBC's The Body Odd reports, the 21-year-old Iranian man found himself between a rock and a hard place after he got a tattoo in Persian script reading "borow be salaamat" (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his girlfriend's last name ("M"). So what went wrong during the penis-pummeling procedure? The article in Sexual Medicine explains that a tattoo artist crafted the tattoo using a handheld needle which resulted in "bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days complicating the tattooing." MSNBC noted that the man had shunt surgery -- which drains excess fluid from inflamed areas of the body -- performed to correct the problem, but the procedure was unsuccessful. Stiffly, err we mean strictly speaking, no surgery is necessary because, as the article notes, the man is capable of achieving a relatively normal erection and he's not in pain. So, the patient has decided not to pursue any more corrective measures. Jezebel wonders if the man reached his decision after he "realized that the side effect of the tattoo was that his dick looks bigger all the time. But it probably took him so long to come to that realization due to all the blood draining from his head." So what lessons can we learn from this poor guy's big mistake with his little buddy? Here's the article's author with the good wood, uh, word: "Considering this case, we discourage penile tattooing." Penis Tattoo Causes Permanent Erection For Iranian Man
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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)
laughing...
I saw a guy in a store yesterday whose entire head and neck were tattooed. I was wondering about the rest of him. Serial killer psychopaths ruin families. Corporate psychopaths ruin societies -- Prof. Robert Hare
I was wondering about the rest of him. Maybe you should have, like, asked him if you could take a closer peek... A disturbing admission of the wonderings of Turtle. lol " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
LOL!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
your reaction to his post reminds me of a cat when they see you doing something interesting and they get close with that wild look in their eye, then they can't restrain themselves any longer and they pounce ;) It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere. Voltaire An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. Voltaire
guy in one of my stores does his own tatoos, his neck is also tatooed. weird if you ask me. changing the puppet does not change the play.
lol.....Turtle and I have a love to poke each other in the eye thing going, when he leaves the door wide open I am compelled to barge in. : ) " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
A: Here I come! Door: BANG! A: Ow! My nose! "You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Actually, now that I think about it, it should be: A: Ow! My dose! I tink I bwoke it! It's bweeding! Wah! "You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
lol.....much better Turtle. : ) " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
Actually, it'd be: Ow! My dose! I tink I bwoke id! Id's bweeding! Wah! When I've had a stuffed nose "it" comes as as "id." "You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
lol.....that reminds me of this: " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
You wouldn't by chance know the address of that parlor, maybe? LOL changing the puppet does not change the play.
"Considering this case, we discourage penile tattooing.
#2. To: farmfriend (#0)
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
I saw a guy in a store yesterday whose entire head and neck were tattooed.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#4. To: Turtle (#2)
I was wondering about the rest of him.
#5. To: FormerLurker (#3)
#6. To: abraxas (#4)
(Edited)
A disturbing admission of the wonderings of Turtle. lol
#7. To: Turtle (#2)
I saw a guy in a store yesterday whose entire head and neck were tattooed.
#8. To: intotheabyss, Turtle (#6)
they pounce
#9. To: abraxas (#8)
lol.....Turtle and I have a love to poke each other in the eye thing going, when he leaves the door wide open I am compelled to barge in. :
#10. To: abraxas (#8)
#11. To: Turtle (#10)
Ow! My dose! I tink I bwoke it! It's bweeding! Wah!
#12. To: abraxas (#11)
(Edited)
lol.....much better Turtle. : )
#13. To: Turtle (#12)
When I've had a stuffed nose "it" comes as as "id."
#14. To: farmfriend (#0)
Penis Tattoo Causes Permanent Erection
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#15. To: Esso (#14)
You wouldn't by chance know the address of that parlor, maybe?
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