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Title: Naked Texas Cowgirl, 18, Arrested After Slow-Speed Police Chase
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TheSmokingGun.com
URL Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster ... ed-texas-cowgirl-arrest-758492
Published: Feb 14, 2012
Author: TheSmokingGun.com
Post Date: 2012-02-14 10:08:15 by Buzzard
Keywords: None
Views: 513
Comments: 28
Meet Taylor Burnham. When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots. After spotting cops, Burnham hopped in the Jeep and took off at around 3:10 AM. She then led officers on a slow speed chase through a neighboring subdivision, where she drove on a sidewalk before coming to a stop. Burnham, police reported, appeared to be intoxicated, so she was subjected to field sobriety tests and a Breathalyzer. While officers noted that a female cop helped Burnham get reacquainted with her clothes, a police report offers no insight as to why she was driving while naked. Along with a misdemeanor drunk driving count, Burnham was hit with an evading arrest in a vehicle charge, a felony. She was released from the Nueces County jail yesterday afternoon after posting $3500 bond. Poster comment No word as to when the dashboard video will be released.
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#1. To: Buzzard (#0)
Meh... Unattractive.
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
I don't see a problem with driving while naked.
changing the puppet does not change the play.
Not too bright.......she would have avoided the DUI if she opted to walk ore jog nakedy instead of drive nakedy.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
Cut her a little slack Tommy. The poor thing was obviously having a bad day.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.” —Samuel Adams
Ya know, common sense like that has been outlawed. I think it happened during the GHW Bush regime, with the advent of political correctness. When I was a young private going through AIT at Ft. Gordon, my girl and I were getting busy in the back of my car on this wooded, empty lot. The owner chased us off with a shotgun and I had to drive off buck naked. I drove right down Airline Blvd in my birthday suit, laughing my ass off! LOL! My girlfriend was able to get dressed as we were driving. Damn that was funny! I haven't thought about that for years and years. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. - Benjamin Franklin
My father once came home when I had a girl in my room. I shoved her naked in the closet, threw her clothes in after her, and shut the door. She got them on and my father never suspected a thing...I think. "You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
She got them on and my father never suspected a thing...I think. At least you heard him. Something like that happened to me when I was a teen but the girl was making so much noise I didn't hear him and got busted on the downstroke! He opened the door, seen what was going on, shut the door and left. There was hell to pay that night though. I couldn't see the girl again, had my car taken from me, and spent about a month grounded in my bedroom. That was a bad day! I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. - Benjamin Franklin
What! no pictures :(
It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere. Voltaire An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. Voltaire
Me neither. It's comfortable.
#2. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)
#3. To: Buzzard (#0)
#4. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)
Meh... Unattractive.
#5. To: Buzzard (#0)
#6. To: Eric Stratton (#5)
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#7. To: farmfriend (#2)
#8. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#7)
I drove right down Airline Blvd in my birthday suit, laughing my ass off! LOL! My girlfriend was able to get dressed as we were driving.
#9. To: Turtle (#8)
My father once came home when I had a girl in my room. I shoved her naked in the closet, threw her clothes in after her, and shut the door.
#10. To: Buzzard (#0)
#11. To: farmfriend (#2)
I don't see a problem with driving while naked.
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#12. To: abraxas (#3)
If she were a he, he would have gotten busted for "indecent exposure".she would have avoided the DUI if she opted to walk ore jog nakedy instead of drive nakedy.
Female nudity is ok with the police, male nudity... not so much.
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#13. To: Armadillo (#12)
Would you PLEASE make an offensive post so I can click that link? The suspense is killing me. Anyone offended by this post, click here.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#14. To: intotheabyss (#10)
This is not the young lady in question ! But it is my favorite cowgirl picture. What! no pictures :(
#15. To: Buzzard (#14)
She is a cutie :)
It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere. Voltaire
An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. Voltaire
#16. To: Buzzard (#14)
Derb nub it Buzzard, I thought I was your favorite cowgirl.......poor Ab, left out on Valentine's Day. Sniff...sniff. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#17. To: Armadillo (#12)
Well, to be fair, probably only SOME female nudity.....other female nudity is offensive no matter how you slice it. Imagine Janet Reno indecently exposed for instance. : ) Female nudity is ok with the police
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#18. To: abraxas (#17) (Edited)
Imagine Janet Reno indecently exposed for instance.
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#19. To: abraxas (#16)
You're not left out. I just save the best for last. Happy St. Valentine's Day poor Ab, left out on Valentine's Day. Sniff...sniff.
#20. To: Armadillo (#18)
LOL!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#21. To: Buzzard (#19)
Thanks Buzzard.....nothing makes me feel all better like chocolate. : ) Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#22. To: Buzzard (#0)
Scientific proof that alcohol removes some women's clothing fairly easily. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots. Burnham, police reported, appeared to be intoxicated
-Alex Kurtagic
#23. To: Armadillo (#11)
You would know. LOL Me neither. It's comfortable.
changing the puppet does not change the play.
#24. To: Esso, Armadillo (#13)
LMAO. You made my day Esso. Would you PLEASE make an offensive post so I can click that link? The suspense is killing me.
changing the puppet does not change the play.
#25. To: abraxas (#16)
Take heart, you weren't the only one. LOL Derb nub it Buzzard, I thought I was your favorite cowgirl.......poor Ab, left out on Valentine's Day. Sniff...sniff. : )
changing the puppet does not change the play.
#26. To: abraxas, Armadillo, Esso (#17)
speaking of nudity, I have not seen or heard the 300# naked guy across the street lately. I think he may have been taken away. Well, to be fair, probably only SOME female nudity.....other female nudity is offensive no matter how you slice it. Imagine Janet Reno indecently exposed for instance. : )
changing the puppet does not change the play.
#27. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#26)
Naked people are being taken away???I think he may have been taken away.
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#28. To: Armadillo (#27)
only 300# crazy ones. I know you are slender. Naked people are being taken away???
changing the puppet does not change the play.
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