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Embargo Warning Pending
This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the
United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot
spots in the Middle East they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11
and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service
reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to not send us any
more presidents. It's gonna get ugly people.
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