Top 10 Reasons to Attack Iran Now: 10) Interest rates are at all time low, best time to finance a new war.
9) The US military needs to keep our youth gainfully employed, since we outsourced our jobs to China.
8) Iran has blocked the sale of Persian rugs as a result Chinese counterfeits have flooded the markets.
7) The USA must find a safe place to dispose of 100,000 old DU shells since Iraq has stored all they could.
6) Japan has proved that nuclear energy is totally unsafe, so we cannot allow another Fukushima!
5) We must not postpone the inevitable since the road to hell is short.
4) The Iranians did 911 it wasnt Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, or 19 Saudis!
3) Israel is in dire need of Iranian missiles to help it clear the West Bank and Gaza for development.
2) The Almighty Yahweh ordained it He's tired of playing second fiddle to Allah.
1) If we wait till November and Ron Paul wins he wont let us.
Poster Comment:
I got this in a email update and thought it was amusing. Feel free to add your own reasons.