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Title: GOP Jerk’s Wife Withholds Sex Because Of Transvaginal Ultrasound Bill
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Published: Feb 28, 2012
Author: k
Post Date: 2012-02-28 21:10:32 by tom007
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GOP Jerk’s Wife Withholds Sex Because Of Transvaginal Ultrasound Bill by Kaia Mursi 8:41 pm February 24, 2012 671 Comments 10270 Views Dave Albo is a Republican in the Virginia House of Delegates whose wife decided against sexing him — in flagrante delicto, apparently! — once she heard, on the teevee news accompanying their intercourse, about the creepy transvaginal ultrasound bill Dave’s party was pushing last week. Thanks to Wonkette commenter “UnholyMoses,” we can all enjoy Albo’s first-person account of the unexpected interruptus of his coitus. Albo used the House’s weekly comedy open mic not only to relate his charming tale of conjugal visitry gone wrong but also to call out Democratic delegate David Englin, specifically, for emitting cock-blocking sex death rays straight from the Rachel Maddow Show. PS Did you know that it is considered impolite for delegates to utter any derivative of the word “vagina,” even while disgorging the squishy minutia of their sex-making into the official record over a cassette-deck porn beat, UNLESS they are simultaneously working to restrict what women can do with their “V”s? Look it up! [YouTube via Wonkette commenter "UnholyMoses"]
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
I dont get it.
-------------------------------------------------------- Well, he's a Republican so he's probably making up for it when he takes the Cub Scouts camping.
Good for u, shows you're sane. Either that, or I'm just dense.
-------------------------------------------------------- I could make an awful joke about Asian girls, but I won't. Hmmm...I think I just did, anyway. "You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
It's an unofficial comedy function for the VA House. He was telling a joke that his wife had cut him off from sex over this bill. But no way that happened or he wouldn't be joking about it in public. How many pols will describe on camera how their wife cut them off from sex in the middle of intercourse because a TV mentioned details of a bill before the legislature while they were having sex? So this is a stupid non-story. This is why is sounds so confusing to 4um's readers. tom007 is just trying to jerk a few chains and has failed miserably even at that.
#2. To: tom007 (#0)
Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
#3. To: tom007 (#0)
#4. To: PSUSA2 (#2)
I dont get it.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
#5. To: tom007 (#4)
Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
#6. To: tom007 (#0)
Transvaginal
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