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Title: Song: Paperfornication
Source: Red Hot Housing Market (nah, me ;))
URL Source: http://None
Published: Nov 3, 2005
Author: markm0722
Post Date: 2005-11-03 15:49:03 by markm0722
Keywords: Paperfornication, Song:
Views: 183
Comments: 5

Paper Fornication (sung to Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Wal-Mart sells from China
Always low prices bring elations
Snow talks of tax reform
Far too ugly for quotations
But if you want some bubble homes
Use paper fornication

It's the end of our world
And all of western civilization
The money's heading to the East
Location! Location! Location!
Our social mood misunderstood
Just paper fornication

Greenspan prints it very well
To break the spell of lower wages
Coins made of tin are sin
The lack of gold enrages

Home loan is born
Adjustable rate porn
Sins of paper fornication
Sins of paper fornication

The housing bubble infects the world
It's freely traded information
Oil's peaking "they" confide
Or refining pure inflation?
Sounds like paper fornication

Land is gone from our frontiers?
Aftermath of dotcom deflation!
Payday loans will give us tears
Credit ads on radio stations
Precious metals boom may stay
Growth in paper fornication

Interest raised by those most praised
Slows the brainwashed population
And bird flu fear's no vacation

Home loan is born
Adjustable rate porn
Sins of paper fornication
Sins of paper fornication

Wealth destruction of leveraged homes
Our service economy's last creation
And earthquakes cause housing folds
That's just not a good vibration
But will hurricanes save us all?
No, that's paper fornication

Greenspan prints it very well
To break the spell of lower wages
Better than the rest?
Bernanke's next
And this is what we're craving?

Home loan is born
Adjustable rate porn
Sins of paper fornication
Sins of paper fornication

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#1. To: markm0722 (#0)

Oh.. I thought this was a new version of Shebop.. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2005-11-03   16:00:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: markm0722 (#0)

Adjustable rate porn

LOL

Phaedrus  posted on  2005-11-03   16:45:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: markm0722 (#0)

ok, mark, you need to sing this one to me. i don't know "californication." :P

The crime to name a covert CIA official pales in comparison with conspiring to lead the nation to war under false pretenses.

christine  posted on  2005-11-03   18:17:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: christine (#3)

ok, mark, you need to sing this one to me. i don't know "californication." :P

You can hear 30 seconds of it at Amazon.com. It is the 3rd song on the CD. Here's a link. Give it a listen for a little "clarification". ;)

Greatest Hits - Red Hot Chili Peppers

When prosperity comes, do not use all of it. - Confucious
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers
There are 9,000 hedge funds out there. There aren't that many smart people in the world. - Michael Driscoll, a trader at Bear Stearns & Co. in New York
Some days you just want to pull out the Bonehead Stick and beat people senseless. - mirage

markm0722  posted on  2005-11-03   19:13:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: markm0722 (#0)

excellent..i listened to Californication so i could get the tune. you really should publish your creations somewhere.

The crime to name a covert CIA official pales in comparison with conspiring to lead the nation to war under false pretenses.

christine  posted on  2005-11-03   19:46:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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