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Published: Mar 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-03-06 17:08:59 by Turtle
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"Dear," "doll" and "hon"? The last one who called me "hon" then blurted..."Where did that come from?" I must have powers I don't know about.
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#1. To: farmfriend, christine, purplerose, abraxas (#0)
Perhaps all of you have an explanation for the Mystifying Powers of Turtle.
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
I'm not so sure, but the last time I was called anything close to that was long ago in suburban Chicago. ;) "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
South side? "You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Try talking to some sober women who haven't just recently been released from the mental institution. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
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It's called being in the "Friend Zone". Once a woman puts you there, you will never have sex with her. Ever.
#2. To: Turtle (#1)
Perhaps all of you have an explanation for the Mystifying Powers of Turtle.
#3. To: BTP Holdings (#2)
I'm not so sure, but the last time I was called anything close to that was long ago in suburban Chicago. ;)
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
"Dear," "doll" and "hon"?
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#6. To: Turtle, farmfriend (#0)
Women call me "hon" or "sweetie". A lesbian friend calls me "honey". LOL.
Welcome to the Friend Zone.
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#7. To: Turtle, abraxas, christine, farmfriend (#0)
... a sick creep? ... an insufferable lout? ... an underachiever? ... a cheapskate? ... ten gallons of ego in a one gallon drum? Why do Women Call Turtle...
#8. To: Turtle (#0)
It's called F-A-G-M-A-T-I-S-M. I must have powers I don't know about.
#9. To: abraxas (#4)
LOL
changing the puppet does not change the play.
#10. To: Turtle (#0)
As a general rule, women tend to be the more compassionate gender. It's probable that you're just invoking their sympathy. I must have powers I don't know about.
#11. To: Armadillo (#6)
In the last three cases, nope. It's called being in the "Friend Zone".
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
#12. To: abraxas (#4)
In the last week two women have asked me to come inside and have a drink as I was walking by their place with my dog. So there. Try talking to some sober women who haven't just recently been released from the mental institution. : )
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
#13. To: Turtle, abraxas, Armadillo (#12)
So there. yes women like to socialize with gay men. In the last week two women have asked me to come inside and have a drink as I was walking by their place with my dog.
changing the puppet does not change the play.
#14. To: farmfriend (#13)
You are in BIG BIG BIG trouble! Mess with Turtle. You just wait. yes women like to socialize with gay men.
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
#15. To: Turtle (#14)
LOL
changing the puppet does not change the play.
#16. To: farmfriend (#15)
You laughing at me? You psychotic little hobbit! I'll get you get! You just keep waiting! It'll be soon! LOL
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
#17. To: Turtle (#0)
Did you happen to be eating in a Waffle House when these phony words were said? It's just 'cause they don't know your real name--and if they ever did they forgot it--and they want you to leave a tip. Don't think it's anything more than that. Why do Women Call Turtle..."Dear," "doll" and "hon"?
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#18. To: Turtle (#12)
More drunk women talking to Turtle......lol In the last week two women have asked me to come inside and have a drink
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#19. To: abraxas (#18)
They weren't drunk pre-Turtle, just post-Turtle. More drunk women talking to Turtle......lol
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
#20. To: Turtle (#19)
Apparently, girls must be drunk to engage with Turtle.....I feel the need for a beer just posting one line. lol They weren't drunk pre-Turtle, just post-Turtle
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#21. To: Turtle (#3)
Nope. Elmhurst. South side?
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
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