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Title: Turtle Ponders Teleportation
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Published: Mar 16, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-03-16 13:31:16 by Turtle
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Views: 293
Comments: 7

I've been thinking about teaching myself how to teleport, but I think there might be some problems.

For one, the spin of the earth, which at the equator is about 1000 miles an hour. If I was to teleport from either pole to the equator, I would essentially go from zero miles an hour to 1000 mph. I'd be a long red streak.

On the other hand, I could jump from pole to pole, or from the same latitude from either hemisphere, and have no problem.

If I was to jump from the equator into space, I'd pop into space doing 1000 mph! The inertia would immediately squish my organs flat.

Now, if I was to jump from either pole into space, again, no problem.

I could jump from either pole to the moon, but I believe the moon is moving at about 60 miles per second. If I was to land on the trailing edge of the moon, I'd have no problem, but I was to land on the leading edge, I'd fly into the moon at 60 miles a second! Of course, I could appear several yards above the moon and just float down...

I guess those transporters on Star Trek would have the same problem.

So, I conclude, teleportation is not possible, darn it all.

Don't get me started on the impossibility of time travel.

And no, this stuff does not occur to me from smoking dope. I quit that when I was 18. It's just normal Turtle stuff.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

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GreyLmist  posted on  2012-03-16   14:43:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)

Don't get me started on the impossibility of time travel.

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PSUSA2  posted on  2012-03-16   15:14:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

So, I conclude, teleportation is not possible, darn it all.

Teleportation is possible. Some of us are capable of doing this in our sleep. I've done it several times and been able to view the universe in space all by myself. I even described it to my mother who was dumbfounded. You just need to remember that your body is a temporary residence for your restless spirit. And some of us spirits like to look into the truth by ourselves rather than rely on government-censored books. :)

purplerose  posted on  2012-03-16   15:26:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#0)

I've been thinking about teaching myself how to teleport....If I was to teleport....I could jump from pole to pole....If I was to jump from the equator into space....if I was to jump from either pole into space....I guess those transporters on Star Trek would have the same problem.

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2012-03-16   15:32:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: purplerose (#3)

Teleportation is possible

I mean the body, not the spirit.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-16   15:43:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#5) (Edited)

The body was not created to withstand space temperatures up and and beyond the Stratosphere levels. It is why we have the spirit so that we can go to those heights where the body cannot take us. Even when you leave this world, you leave the body behind.

purplerose  posted on  2012-03-16   15:47:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: purplerose (#6)

Even when you leave this world, you leave the body behind.

If you think I'm leaving behind certain important but unnamed body parts, you have another think coming!

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-16   15:58:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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