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Title: Turtle Dislocates his Liver
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Published: Mar 19, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-03-19 15:59:36 by Turtle
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Comments: 8

Actually I didn't, but I thought I did. While changing the back plugs on my horrid Ford van, I bruised the short rib on my right side.

At first I thought it was a muscle, then I thought I had exploded my liver, then I realized it was my rib.

I was told three to six weeks until it heals. I actually had to wrap tape all the way around me.

It's pretty excruciating. You don't want it to happen to you. Ooch! Ooch! Ouch! Ouch!

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Turtle Dislocates his Liver

Bend over, take a deep breath and WE will locate that loser for you.

After this dont be so careless.

Send $50 to me first.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-03-19   16:33:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I was told three to six weeks until it heals.

Rub some onions on it.

Buzzard  posted on  2012-03-19   19:14:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Rub some onions on it.

I tried it and oddly it seems to help.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-20   12:44:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Send $50 to me first.

$50 to locate my liver?

That's a lot of money...can you lower the price a little bit?

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-20   12:45:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That's a lot of money...can you lower the price a little bit?

For you as a friend, certainly.

For forty bucks I will use a garden hose and flashlight, instead of a regular scope.

Let me know if you have Medicare.

On Medicare, we both can make a lot of loot, you would be totally disabled, I sign the form and you give me half????

Cynicom  posted on  2012-03-20   12:54:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Let me know if you have Medicare.

When I get around to needing Medicare it ain't gonna be there!

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-20   13:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

When I get around to needing Medicare it ain't gonna be there!

Pessimist...

Well, anyway, keep paying in so that I can get a free ride on the taxpayers back til the end.

Its your duty to the elderly, infirm and addled.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-03-20   13:16:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Well, anyway, keep paying in so that I can get a free ride on the taxpayers back til the end.

Its your duty to the elderly, infirm and addled.

I don't have any choice to pay.

I'm involved with eldercare, which isn't bad because I steal all their stuff and they don't know it's gone.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-20   13:29:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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