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Title: Health Alert
Source: Wife
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Published: Mar 20, 2012
Author: AA sponsor
Post Date: 2012-03-20 13:50:39 by Ragin1
Keywords: None
Views: 547
Comments: 8

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.

When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.

When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really, really bad for you.

Warn all your friends!!

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#1. To: Ragin1 (#0)

Ah drinks mah whiskey straight up.

Don't mess with none o' that ice. It ain't safe.

A people that would and could throw the bums out in the voting booth never has to. - Prefrontal Vortex

randge  posted on  2012-03-20   13:58:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Ah drinks mah whiskey straight up.

Ha....

Can you gargle loud and clear with straight whiskey?????

Cynicom  posted on  2012-03-20   14:02:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yeah, and I can belt out the Star Spangled Banger with a snootful.

A people that would and could throw the bums out in the voting booth never has to. - Prefrontal Vortex

randge  posted on  2012-03-20   14:06:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yeah

Wellllll, as a gentleman, I will take your word.

In the military I ran across two pros that could gargle with a snoot full of whiskey, then swallow and smack their lips.

I had trouble drinking beer to maintain sanity.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-03-20   14:12:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Now beer is an insidious beverage.

One can drink a moderate amount, say six or seven quarts, and still imagine that one is comporting oneself like a civilized human being and not like a lunatic or a drooling savage.

Believe me. I speak from bitter experience.

A people that would and could throw the bums out in the voting booth never has to. - Prefrontal Vortex

randge  posted on  2012-03-20   14:29:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Believe me. I speak from bitter experience.

Not nice to be spreading rumors.

In the Islands beer on the beach was ten cents a can. Enlisted swine, slugs, drones etc were segregated to the ragged end of the beach, separated by a barbed wire fence that extended to the breakers.

Good section was for officers, wives and mutants. Look but no touch.

Some senseless enlisted would wait til everyone was in water, way out, then holler "SHARK", watch everyone running like hell for high tide.

The enlisted swine would stay in the water, beer in hand, snickering, laffing, wetting themselves to see all elite running and screaming. After a time or two, the goody two shoes would call for the MPs. Then we would all leave with a dozen MP goons leering at the women.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-03-20   15:58:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Don't mess with none o' that ice. It ain't safe.

What is ice but frozen water? And we all know that water will rust your pipes.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken

"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

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James Deffenbach  posted on  2012-03-20   16:03:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

You oughta write a book.

A people that would and could throw the bums out in the voting booth never has to. - Prefrontal Vortex

randge  posted on  2012-03-20   16:26:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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