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Title: Another Insensitive Joke (I Guess)--But it's Funny
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Published: Mar 20, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-03-20 14:07:03 by James Deffenbach
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Views: 246
Comments: 9

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

'I don't like Chinese..'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg .... no mattah ... all same!

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Okay, it is pretty funny, you plick.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-20   14:10:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

You must cease proliferation of these offensive jests. It is bringing disrepute upon this forum.

Be aware that the Crabapple Texas Public Library system has recently dropped us off the "approved" internet list.

A people that would and could throw the bums out in the voting booth never has to. - Prefrontal Vortex

randge  posted on  2012-03-20   14:13:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#1)

Nah, you got it long, Tuhtle plick, not JD!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken

"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2012-03-20   14:13:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: randge (#2)

You must cease proliferation of these offensive jests. It is bringing disrepute upon this forum.

Be aware that the Crabapple Texas Public Library system has recently dropped us off the "approved" internet list.

LOL! Oh, er, I mean WOE IS US!!! Oh the humanity!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken

"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2012-03-20   14:14:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

LOL

my dad was in to get his eyes checked and while waiting a china-man came in. my dad asked him "so what brings you here?" to which the china-man replies "cataracts". my dad says "oh, that is a bunch of crap, everyone knows you chinks drive lincolns."


If either Moromney or Mammyjammyobammy win the November (s)election peoples with common sense will pray that December 21 2012 will indeed be the end of the world!

IRTorqued  posted on  2012-03-20   19:55:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: IRTorqued (#5)

That's a good one!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken

"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2012-03-20   20:15:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

LOL


changing the puppet does not change the play.

farmfriend  posted on  2012-03-20   23:48:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: farmfriend (#7)

Glad you liked it (and I like your tagline).

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken

"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2012-03-21   0:07:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: James Deffenbach (#8)

thanks


changing the puppet does not change the play.

farmfriend  posted on  2012-03-21   0:08:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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