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Title: Blond Chick Explains MPH
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Published: Mar 21, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-03-21 00:41:25 by christine
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Future Walmart employee of the month.
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over and break your window - unknown Jesus said, "Forgive them Father for they know not what they do. Evangelical Fundinuts say, "kill them all who will not bow down to the Zionist Jew." - F.A. Hayek Fan
If she wasn't faking that she has to be one of the dumbest women in the world! Not that this has a thing to do with this thread but I just have found it, thought it was way funny and wanted to share it. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.” —Samuel Adams America: Israel's bitch
OMG!
changing the puppet does not change the play.
That was cruel.
But she's cute. Somewhat on the hot side of the scale. Allowances are made. Just keep her away from the checkbook. -------------------------------------------------------- This is funny :)
Ha! That is amazing. I bet she votes. From the dailyrash: http://www.thedailyrash.com/sand...president-obama-called-me ANDREA MITCHELL: So, a phone call from the President of the United States! SANDRA FLUKE: I know! ANDREA MITCHELL: What was that like, Sandra? SANDRA: (blushing) Oh, I was so embarrassed! ANDREA MITCHELL: Why would you be embarrassed? SANDRA: Well, I was having sex and when I answered my cell phone… ANDREA MITCHELL: You were having sex in the green room? SANDRA: I know, probably not a good idea huh? ANDREA MITCHELL: Who… uh, with who? SANDRA: Some cleaning guy. He said he had some birth control and offered to share with me. ANDREA MITCHELL: You had sex with our custodian because he had birth control? SANDRA: Do you have any idea how difficult it is for a woman to get that stuff? ANDREA MITCHELL: (clears her throat) So what did the President, uh, have to say? SANDRA: Oh, he was so sweet. He was worried that his call may have interfered with me reaching an orgasm. ANDREA MITCHELL: President Obama was worried … SANDRA: I assured him I’d had a couple of awesome ones before he called and that my needs had been met. He said he was happy for me. ANDREA MITCHELL: President Obama was happy you had an orgasm? SANDRA: Yeah. He said my family must be very proud of me. ANDREA MITCHELL: Yes, your family. Can I assume they were excited about the President calling? SANDRA: Well, my dad was a little concerned at first. ANDREA MITCHELL: Concerned? SANDRA: Yeah, he was worried the President’s call might have obstructed my potential for reaching an orgasm. You know how dads can be. ANDREA MITCHELL: Your dad was bothered that …. (fumbling with her notes) Uh….so, uh… my producers are telling me you also heard from other prominent Washington personalities. SANDRA: Yep! Yesterday I got a copy of Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass from President Clinton. His note said he was eager to meet me the next time Hillary was out of the country. ANDREA MITCHELL: Oh my. SANDRA: And I’ve been getting text messages from Congressman Weiner for a couple of days. ANDREA MITCHELL: Former Congressman Anthony Weiner? SANDRA: Yeah! He said he found it was really hard imagining how brave and pretty I was. ANDREA MITCHELL: OK, uh… (clears her throat) You, uh … also got a call from Reverend Jesse Jackson? SANDRA: Yes, Reverend Jackson was so considerate. He said he would funnel enough money out of his Rainbow Push Coalition to pay for a year of birth control for me but he couldn’t pay for my tuition. ANDREA MITCHELL: Oh? SANDRA: He can’t offer me full college tuition unless I falsely accuse someone of rape. ANDREA MITCHELL: Well, that’s understandable. SANDRA: Yeah ANDREA MITCHELL: So what are your plans now, young Lady? SANDRA: I’m just going to go home and party. It’s going to be such a relief not to have to worry about obtaining birth control this weekend. ANDREA MITCHELL: Well it’s definitely a time for celebration. You’ve gotten the attention of some mighty powerful men. It must feel good. SANDRA: Oh, for sure! All the guys have been so supportive and offered to do anything to make sure my needs are fulfilled. Like Congressman Weiner told me, it’s my country’s responsibility to ensure that my insatiable urge to fornicate is paid for. He said it’s guaranteed in the Constitution.
LOL, that's some good stuff!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
Check out the web site. I discovered it today. Been laughing since lunch.
This has got to be a joke.
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
LOL, bookmarked. I don't know if you are into scambaiting or not but if so here is something you might want to check out--this is an epic bait with over 5,000 posts. Cole v2.0: Washer, Dryer, Stove, Refrigerator (9 shipments) to Nigera: Completed! The funny part about this is that "the lad(s)" in Nigeria believed that they were going to get a box of laptop computers--they "paid" for the computers with a bad check or stolen credit card, forget which at the moment. And all they ever get after having to pay DHL freight charges is useless junk. And this goes on for over a year! It's awesome. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
And he's married to her? She must be one hell of a lay.
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Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself... Robert Ingersoll
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