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Title: Turtle the Gigolo, Inc. Now Half-Price!
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Published: Mar 21, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-03-21 13:45:39 by Turtle
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Views: 306
Comments: 5

Since I don't want to spend $850 of my own money repairing my van I'm lowering my Gigolo price to $10. That means I only need 850 customers.

Shouldn't be too hard. (1 image)

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Check your math.

Math in first grade was a tuffy, huh?????

Cynicom  posted on  2012-03-21   14:02:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Cynicom (#1)

Check your math.

Oh shoot, I mean 85.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-21   14:06:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#1)

Check your math.

He was probably factoring the necessary refunds in to arrive at that number.

" Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics................................ Even if you win, you're still retarded ":

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities. –Voltaire

Hmmmmm  posted on  2012-03-21   19:19:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#0)

I'm lowering my Gigolo price to $10.

For god's sake man, even you can do better than selling yourself as a ten dollar ho.

Here, get some pointers from the master.

Buzzard  posted on  2012-03-21   21:41:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Hmmmmm (#3)

Check your math.

He was probably factoring the necessary refunds in to arrive at that number.

Baby Jesus wouldn't be mean like you!

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-22   12:22:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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