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Title: Turtle's New Girlfriend
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Published: Mar 27, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-03-27 16:39:40 by Turtle
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Views: 366
Comments: 14

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#1. To: abraxas, farmfriend, purplerose, christine (#0)

Jealous! Yes you are! Jealous!

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-27   16:40:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)

Dude, April 1st isn't 'til next week.

This is probably closer to reality. : )

‘Gentlemen, if you’ve ever thought about it, the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to his commitment to excellence.’ ~Vince Lombardi

Buzzard  posted on  2012-03-27   16:58:09 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

Turtle has never had a girl friend in his life.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-03-27   17:06:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Buzzard, Turtle (#2)

This is probably closer to reality. : )

Turtle's dating Dolly......the Love Ewe. : )

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2012-03-27   19:34:37 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: abraxas (#4)

LOLOL!!! That'll leave a mark.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken

"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..."  Lawrence M. Vance

Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)

James Deffenbach  posted on  2012-03-27   20:28:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0)

Jealous? LOL. You surprise me, Turtle. Never knew that brown sugar babies turned you on.

purplerose  posted on  2012-03-28   2:41:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Buzzard (#2)

The kid is going to be so sorry that picture was taken when he gets older.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-28   13:01:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: purplerose (#6)

Jealous? LOL. You surprise me, Turtle. Never knew that brown sugar babies turned you on.

Actually, I used to get dark-skinned brunettes after me, but even at 16 I knew it was because of the blond hair. I've never been attracted to dark skin, though. Or Asian women. Or black women. Just white women.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-28   13:12:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: abraxas (#4)

Turtle's dating Dolly......the Love Ewe. : )

Yep. Jealous!

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-28   13:57:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Cynicom (#3)

Turtle has never had a girl friend in his life.

I order you to beat yourself up.

Mess with me.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-28   15:22:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Turtle (#0)

Sure that's not your girlfriend's granddaughter?


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2012-03-28   15:45:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: FormerLurker, Cynicom (#11)

Sure that's not your girlfriend's granddaughter?

I order you and Cynicom to beat each other up until forgiven.

"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle

Turtle  posted on  2012-03-28   15:47:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: abraxas (#4)

......the Love Ewe.

((snickering))

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2012-03-28   15:50:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Turtle (#0)

Love the machete. Perhaps this appeals to you because of a latent castration fantasy you have, yes?

Ferret  posted on  2012-03-28   16:04:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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