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Title: Song: Natural Gas
Source: Based on Blondie's "Heart of Glass"
URL Source: http://None
Published: Nov 5, 2005
Author: markm0722
Post Date: 2005-11-05 13:55:55 by markm0722
Keywords: Natural, Song:
Views: 725
Comments: 11

Natural Gas

I once bought a house with a wall of glass
Soon turned out it needed natural gas
Seemed like the American dream, only to find
Interest rate hikes, left my payments behind

I once bought a house it seemed a screamin' buy
Soon found out I was deep in a bind
It seemed like the American dream but I was so blind
Variable rate loan, left my payments behind

In between
What I find I'm earning and my power lines
The inflation numbers spewing are no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing it, it's just brand new
Foreclosures are not so good

I once bought a house with a wall of glass
Soon turned out it needed natural gas
Seemed like the American dream, only to find
Rising fuel prices, left my payments behind

I once bought a house it seemed a screamin' buy
Soon found out I was deep in a bind
It seemed like the American dream but I was so blind
Rising food prices, left my payments behind

Lost inside
My debt illusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one bankers' using, please don't let me slide
I'm feeling inflation's bruisin', yeah

Yeah, warmin' fingers on my one red hellish pilot light

I once bought a house with a wall of glass
Soon turned out to be a cold pain in my ass
Seemed like the American dream, only to find
An outsourced job, left my payments behind

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Blondie - Greatest Hits

Heart of Glass, 4th song.

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#1. To: markm0722 (#0)

Soon turned out it needed natural gas

Broccolli, cabbage and beans??? ;)

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-11-05   14:01:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Broccolli, cabbage and beans??? ;)

Too funny and perhaps too accurate, lol.

markm0722  posted on  2005-11-05   14:07:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#3. To: markm0722, lodwick, Zipporah (#2)

Too funny and perhaps too accurate, lol.

Just seems more appropriate for the "natural" label.

Have you heard of the Darwin Awards?

Nominee #5 one year was....

Nominee No. 5: [Bloomberg News Service]: A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas emissions. There was no mark on his body, and an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system.

His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed.

Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his nearly airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was hospitalized.

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-11-05 14:22:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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