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Title: 4UM Book Review of Scooter Libby's "The Apprentice"
Source: amazon, among others
URL Source: http://www.amazon.com/
Published: Nov 7, 2005
Author: Orangedog
Post Date: 2005-11-07 20:51:05 by orangedog
Keywords: Apprentice", Scooter, Libbys
Views: 303
Comments: 39

Just for the Hell of it, I thought it would be fun to take a look at renound author Scooter "Bear-on-10-year-old-girl sex" Libby's litterary contribution to the kiddie porn community. Specifically, his book from 1995 entitled "The Apprentice."

I'll be honest...I haven't read the book. Nor do I have any desire to do so. I sure as Hell wouldn't allow it to be brought into my house, mostly because the idea of kiddie porn is sickening and possession of it is illegal in most states. That's right...I called Scooter's book "kiddie porn." Here is an excerpt...I would suggest skipping this part if you just ate:

The young samurai's mother had the child sold to a brothel, where she swept the floors and oiled the women and watched the secret ways. At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest. Groups of men paid to watch. Like other girls who have been trained this way, she learned to handle many men in a single night and her skin turned a milky white.

Stories of this north-country training for prostitutes were apparently well-known among the guests, who made impatient motions for Ueda to continue . . . "Then," Ueda said, "they trained the young whore in all of the finest ways to pleasure men. They gave her wooden penises and taught her how to handle them. They taught her how to sing out in the night and move to finish off her customers more quickly." . . . "They taught her how to draw pubic hair on her mound," Ueda laughed, "because she was still too young to have any of her own." A fat woman on the far side of the fire laughed out until tears streamed down her face and her sides rocked. She reached into her clothes while she was laughing and pulled sharply and made a little cry and her mouth opened and then, laughing harder, she pulled her hand out with pubic hairs stuck between her swollen fingers and flung them at the men around the fire. "No ink here," she gasped, laughing, "No ink, no ink" and the laughing men beside her made grasping motions above the fire as if to catch the pubic hair she had thrown. Some clung unnoticed in her moist palm.

"And then," Ueda said, laughing and shouting over the others' laughter, "when she was twelve and ready they gave her to me for the first night, because I had done this for them before."

The others stopped laughing in a series of diminishing gasps and leaned forward intently with glinting eyes to hear the secrets of a man used for first-night training by a house that could afford a bear.

"Is there feeling?" a bucktoothed man asked. "At least on the first night, after a bear?" (p. 78-82)

I copied that from http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=104&contentid=2934&page=2

Here are what some reviewers at Amazon dot com had to say:

6 of 7 people found the following review helpful: Right wing kiddy porn, November 7, 2005

Reviewer:Reluctant Cheesehead (Wisconsin) - See all my reviews
Wow, who would have thought that clean living, family values man Scooter Libby was capable of writing such filth...included in this peice of absolute crapola is a ten year old girl being caged with a bear...inorder for her to be the animal's sexual plaything. Depraved...and terrible writing to boot.

6 of 9 people found the following review helpful: A pantload, November 7, 2005

Reviewer:Maezeppa (California) - See all my reviews
Nothing novel here. It's as badly written as his "friendly reminder" to Judy Miller to keep her yap shut.
I wonder if Scooter has unintentionally revealed that he is Dick Cheney's secret gay lover in this book.

7 of 9 people found the following review helpful: Libby shoots for the stars again!, November 6, 2005

Reviewer:EatFreeps (MN) - See all my reviews
Libby feels it's just not enough to commit treason- he has to commit bad writing too.

30 of 38 people found the following review helpful: Not enough animal rape, November 4, 2005

Reviewer:Spiro Agnew's headless corpse (Texas Mofo!) - See all my reviews
This otherwise played out story had bear rape. As a bear raper I can say that the idea of turning the tables was quite erotic. But then there was no more animal rape.. what up with that?


Poster Comment:

People are known by the company they keep. How fitting that Scooter and Cheney are so close. At least Cheney's wife was only into writing lesbian love novels, but we'll save that one for another book review. (4 images)

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#1. To: orangedog (#0)

As Freud said, they're masters of scatology...

“kol Yisrael areivim zeh b’zeh"

Eoghan  posted on  2005-11-07   20:53:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: orangedog (#0)

Very sick stuff. I wonder if the Right Reverend Pat Robertson approves?

Jethro Tull  posted on  2005-11-07   20:57:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: orangedog (#0)

To begin..Libby is majorly f'd up in the head.. and kiddie porn is more than disgusting.. but to move on.. Sex with a BEAR?? How incredibly outrageous.. again hes f'd in the head.

Fallujah, The Hidden Massacre

Zipporah  posted on  2005-11-07   21:02:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Zipporah (#3)

I was watching a little of Hardball and Matthews had daschle on. Ol' boy was really criticizing bush/cheney et al for the lies in getting us into war. Then about Plamegate, he said he believed cheney knew a lot more than he was letting on and that rove should step down. I wonder if this is another good cop/bad cop act or if there really will be some heads rolling for once.

christine  posted on  2005-11-07   21:13:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Eoghan (#1)

As Freud said, they're masters of scatology...

That was Jung. Freud wanted to have sex with his mother.

And I'm optimistic. See, I think you can be realistic and optimistic at the same time. I'm optimistic we'll achieve -- I know we won't achieve if we send mixed signals. I know we're not going to achieve our objective if we send mixed signals - gwbush

Dakmar  posted on  2005-11-07   21:17:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: orangedog (#0)

hahahahahaha..did you notice the reviewer with the moniker "EatFreeps?" :P

christine  posted on  2005-11-07   21:17:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: christine (#4)

Hmm makes you wonder doesnt it? Now that Daschle is out of office maybe now he'll be more forthcoming.. I wonder if the Dems will use him to be their attack dog? Someone needs an attack dog for certain.

Fallujah, The Hidden Massacre

Zipporah  posted on  2005-11-07   21:17:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Dakmar (#5)

Thanks for the correction...sounds like he started with Freud in developing his thesis...

“kol Yisrael areivim zeh b’zeh"

Eoghan  posted on  2005-11-07   21:21:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: orangedog (#0)

Exclusive excerpts from "Scooter" Libby's sexually explicit novel

The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size

Itisa1mosttoolate  posted on  2005-11-07   21:43:02 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Dakmar, Eoghan (#5)

As Freud said, they're masters of scatology...

That was Jung. Freud wanted to have sex with his mother.

I still remember the first day of Psych-101 when the professor told us "I don't expect any of you to buy into the bullshit that I'm about to lay on all of you, but I will expect you to regurgitate it on the quizes and exams."

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   21:46:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Jethro Tull (#2)

Very sick stuff. I wonder if the Right Reverend Pat Robertson approves?

Approves?! He probably has an autographed first addition.

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   21:48:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: orangedog (#10)

Don't lay that egghead trip on me, I learned all this from watching Billy Jack movies.

And I'm optimistic. See, I think you can be realistic and optimistic at the same time. I'm optimistic we'll achieve -- I know we won't achieve if we send mixed signals. I know we're not going to achieve our objective if we send mixed signals - gwbush

Dakmar  posted on  2005-11-07   21:50:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Zipporah (#3)

Sex with a BEAR?? How incredibly outrageous.. again hes f'd in the head.

I think ol' Scooter is a few levels beyond "fucked in the head."

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   21:51:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: orangedog (#13)

I think ol' Scooter is a few levels beyond "fucked in the head."

True.. add soul to that one ... this was Cheney's right hand man? UH..whats wrong with that picture?

Fallujah, The Hidden Massacre

Zipporah  posted on  2005-11-07   21:56:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: orangedog (#0)

I've tried to avoid seeing this, but I gave in. Good god, what horrible, stupid, moronic writing. I forgot depraved. The idea that a BEAR would be used is ridiculous. The whole thing points to a truly diseased mind. Admittedly, there are sick things out there, but a 10 year old in a cage with a bear is just so off the chart.

Like Dick Morris and that Livingston guy from Louisiana, I wonder how these creeps get off. You see these weirdos, like Gannon, hanging around and getting lots of favors and you think...these people are just total freaks, like the gay sadists in the NAZI party who were executing other gays.

Mekons4  posted on  2005-11-07   21:57:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: orangedog (#0)

People are known by the company they keep. How fitting that Scooter and Cheney are so close.

Yeah, just one big happy family.

Can you tell me how someone who thinks/wrote this could have been appointed and given so much power, especially over our foreign policy?

Are the brutal, violent & sexually abusive videos from Abu Ghraib, that so upset the Senators who watched them, really any surprise now?

Can you imagine what the rest of Scooter's friends are like? And their friends?

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war. – Donald Rumsfeld

robin  posted on  2005-11-07   21:57:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: christine (#6)

hahahahahaha..did you notice the reviewer with the moniker "EatFreeps?" :P

You should see some of the stuff posted about the trashy book Lynn Cheney wrote. That's some funny shit!

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   21:59:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#9)

Exclusive excerpts from "Scooter" Libby's sexually explicit novel

I'm pretty sure I don't want any more of that book cached on my hard drive....

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   22:00:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Dakmar (#12)

Don't lay that egghead trip on me, I learned all this from watching Billy Jack movies.

I would have prefered a Billy Jack movie instead of the psych class.

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   22:02:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: christine (#4)

I was watching a little of Hardball and Matthews had daschle on. Ol' boy was really criticizing bush/cheney et al for the lies in getting us into war. Then about Plamegate, he said he believed cheney knew a lot more than he was letting on and that rove should step down. I wonder if this is another good cop/bad cop act or if there really will be some heads rolling for once.

Evidently, you missed the best part. Daschle came on later, but there were two guys on earlier who laid out the entire case and Fat Tony Blankly could only sit there and cry and hope dinner would be soon.

Doonesbury had a hilarious strip on Sunday, where Mark, the lefty, has the smug right wing Rush type on his radio show for a debate, all holds barred. So the Rush guy says, what have you got. Mark comes up with the Georgia law that any voter has to have a state ID to vote, either a drivers license or a new ID they sell for $75, and says, just a poll tax, since the only people who don't have drivers licenses are inner city blacks who certainly can't afford $75 for a simple picture ID. Over to you Blaine.

Dead silence. Then "What else have you got, bring it on, commie."

Mekons4  posted on  2005-11-07   22:03:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: orangedog (#13)

Sex with a BEAR??

Was the bear nakked?

tom007  posted on  2005-11-07   22:04:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Mekons4 (#15)

You see these weirdos, like Gannon, hanging around and getting lots of favors and you think...these people are just total freaks, like the gay sadists in the NAZI party who were executing other gays.

There were some scenes from JFK that make me think of what probably goes on with some of these GOPhers at night.

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   22:11:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: robin (#16)

Can you imagine what the rest of Scooter's friends are like? And their friends?

Do I have to?

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   22:13:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: orangedog (#22)

JFK was just having sex with gorgeous women on loan from the mob. These guys are freaks.

Mekons4  posted on  2005-11-07   22:14:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Mekons4 (#20)

"What else have you got, bring it on, commie."

uh huh :)

christine  posted on  2005-11-07   22:14:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: orangedog (#22)

There were some scenes from JFK that make me think of what probably goes on with some of these GOPhers at night.

I forgot about that, but yeah, those were some of the most disfunctional people I've ever seen. I get that vibe from looking at actual photos of the real people, too.

And I'm optimistic. See, I think you can be realistic and optimistic at the same time. I'm optimistic we'll achieve -- I know we won't achieve if we send mixed signals. I know we're not going to achieve our objective if we send mixed signals - gwbush

Dakmar  posted on  2005-11-07   22:15:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Mekons4 (#24)

and they're such PIOUS pervs!

christine  posted on  2005-11-07   22:16:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: tom007 (#21)

Was the bear nakked?

At least Yogi wore a tie.

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   22:17:14 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Mekons4 (#24)

JFK was just having sex with gorgeous women on loan from the mob. These guys are freaks.

No, no, no....the Oliver Stone movie JFK...

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   22:18:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: orangedog (#29)

Missed the movie. What was in it?

Mekons4  posted on  2005-11-07   22:25:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Mekons4 (#30)

Some things that would probably be a Jeff Gannon wet dream.

"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."

orangedog  posted on  2005-11-07   22:29:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Mekons4 (#30)


David Ferrie

David Ferrie was an odd historical figure caught on the fringes of the JFK assassination in 1963. A former pilot with Eastern Air Lines, he was discharged for homosexual activity. He was also a failed priest, a private investigator, a self-described cancer-cure researcher and inventor. Jim Garrison, former DA and JFK conspiracy-theorist, claimed he was central to the JFK assassination, and drove the getaway car for the real assassins. Later in life, Ferrie lost all of his hair due to alopecia, and made his own wigs out of tufts of miscellaneous hair and glued them on with spirit gum. Which could account for his bizarre appearance. Ferrie was never convicted of any crime, and died in 1967 of a brain aneurism.

And I'm optimistic. See, I think you can be realistic and optimistic at the same time. I'm optimistic we'll achieve -- I know we won't achieve if we send mixed signals. I know we're not going to achieve our objective if we send mixed signals - gwbush

Dakmar  posted on  2005-11-07   22:33:22 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Dakmar (#32)

tufts of miscellaneous hair and glued them on with spirit gum

Now that's funny!

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war. – Donald Rumsfeld

robin  posted on  2005-11-07   22:41:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Mekons4 (#20)

Fat Tony Blankly could only sit there and cry and hope dinner would be soon.

Tony was doing an "everybody thought Saddam had WMD," to defend against the charge that the Bush administration lied about WMD, and Chris was asking, did the administration really think this, that, etc.

So in other words, Chris was playing the game of what did they know and when did they know it.

But actually, "what did they know and when did they know it" is irrelevant. That's because in the weeks before the war, it no longer mattered what anyone "thought" Saddam had, since the weapons inspectors were on the ground in Iraq, searching for any evidence of WMD. That's why France, Germany and Russia wouldn't vote for war.

So Chris should've just shut Tony down with, "Tony, no matter what anyone thought Saddam had, Bush could KNOW what Saddam had or that he was concealing something by letting the weapons inspections keep going."

The fact that Bush invaded Iraq in spite of weapons inspections, is enough to show his dishonesty on WMD.


I've already said too much.

MUDDOG  posted on  2005-11-07   22:42:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: MUDDOG (#34)

but he's getting away with it, isn't he?

christine  posted on  2005-11-07   22:49:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: christine (#35)

but he's getting away with it, isn't he?

He's in paralysis. He doesn't know what to do.

But then, neither do the Democratic leaders.


I've already said too much.

MUDDOG  posted on  2005-11-07   22:58:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: Mekons4, Orangedog (#15)

The whole thing points to a truly diseased mind.

That's what I thought when I read that.

There sure are a lot of perverts of all stripes in this administration.

Diana  posted on  2005-11-08   2:00:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: orangedog (#18)

I'm going to clean out my cache when I'm through online. I don't want any of "Scooter's" abominable trash on my machine. Ordinary people without powerful cronys go to JAIL for possession of this garbage!!!!

Elapidae, Micrurus fulvius

Coral Snake  posted on  2005-11-08   2:40:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Diana, christine, Mekons4, Orangedog (#37)

And Mekons4 wants these pervs to have a monopoly on GUNS!!!! Sorry that is JUST NOT in my playbook and my gun rights/jury nullification songbook continues.

CS Song - Come, give us Your Guns, Sung to "The old Villiage Doctor or Come, Take Your Medicine!"

Elapidae, Micrurus fulvius

Coral Snake  posted on  2005-11-08   2:45:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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