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Title: 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package
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Published: May 13, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-05-13 23:59:29 by farmfriend
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Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it all on Bush" poster for the front yard.

The directions were in Spanish.

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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)

What does "chinga tu" mean ?

"The few who understand the [FEDERAL RESERVE] system will either be so interested in its profits or be so dependent upon its favours that there will be no opposition from that class, while on the other hand, the great body of people, mentally incapable of comprehending the tremendous advantage that capital derives from the system, will bear its burdens without complaint, and perhaps without even suspecting that the system is inimical to their interests."

The Rothschild brothers of London writing to associates in New York, 1863.

noone222  posted on  2012-05-14   6:01:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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