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Title: Women Either Love or Hate Turtle
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Published: May 14, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-05-14 12:18:47 by Turtle
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Views: 359
Comments: 21

There is nothing in-between. There never has been.

Women who are intelligent, sensitive and perceptive, with a sense of humor, love Turtle.

Women are aren't too smart, insensitive and lack perception, with no sense of humor, hate Turtle and generally try to kill him.

The ones who especially try to kill him are the unattractive overweight ones.

I have never figured out what about me makes certain ones try to kill me.

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#1. To: farmfriend, chrsitine, abraxas, purplerose (#0)

Y'll have crushes on Turtle.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-05-14   12:19:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Who really gives a fat rat's ass ???

"The few who understand the [FEDERAL RESERVE] system will either be so interested in its profits or be so dependent upon its favours that there will be no opposition from that class, while on the other hand, the great body of people, mentally incapable of comprehending the tremendous advantage that capital derives from the system, will bear its burdens without complaint, and perhaps without even suspecting that the system is inimical to their interests."

The Rothschild brothers of London writing to associates in New York, 1863.

noone222  posted on  2012-05-14   12:21:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Women are aren't too smart

Is it are or aren't......shit or get off the pot Turtle. lol!

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2012-05-14   12:24:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

One can always tell when Turtle gets the yearning for company of female shoes. hehehehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2012-05-14   12:30:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Who really gives a fat rat's ass ???

BWAHAHA!!!

There are male versions of the females who hate Turtle!

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-05-14   12:43:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Is it are or aren't......shit or get off the pot Turtle. lol!

Yup, a crush.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-05-14   12:43:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The ones who especially try to kill him are the unattractive overweight ones.

sorry, I'm unattractive and overweight.

Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?

farmfriend  posted on  2012-05-14   12:51:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Who really gives a fat rat's ass ???

what are you doing spoiling other people's fun?

Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?

farmfriend  posted on  2012-05-14   12:52:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

and you don't get the ones who pity you? if the game gets old, try hermitage, after the first few years ya hardly miss them ... around year 10 the subject is almost funny ...

who/what created our future? their games or our heart’s intent?

~ the truth will set ya free, but only after it pisses ya off ~

Amandil  posted on  2012-05-14   12:53:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

But you don't try to kill me, do you?

Of course, it's because of your crush on me.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-05-14   12:53:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

One can always tell when Turtle gets the yearning for company of female shoes. hehehehehehe

You be quiet.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-05-14   12:54:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

One can always tell when Turtle gets the yearning for company of female shoes.

LOL!

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2012-05-14   13:00:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Ya' know, I think my wife might be one of those airheaded turtle haters. On her way home from taking my daughter to softball practice saturday, she ran over a box turtle, which upset my daughter greatly. When informed of this tragedy, I asked my wife why she did the deed. Her response was "I couldn't help it. It ran out in front of me." (true story)

Obnoxicated  posted on  2012-05-14   13:21:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"I couldn't help it. It ran out in front of me."

That was one damn fast turtle!

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-05-14   13:22:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"I couldn't help it. It ran out in front of me." (true story)

LOL! I'll be giggling on that one for a couple of hours.

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2012-05-14   13:23:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

what are you doing spoiling other people's fun?

Some cranky people enjoy peeing on every parade they see.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-05-14   17:40:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The ones who especially try to kill him are the unattractive overweight ones.

The only people who have ever attempted to take my life were jealous husbands.

I could speculate as to why turtle brings out the ire of the big ladies, but to do so would make me feel like I'm kicking a three legged puppy.

Buzzard  posted on  2012-05-14   20:53:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I could speculate as to why turtle brings out the ire of the big ladies

I do not know. I have been the object of pure hate from some women, to whom I have done nothing. Some of them are scrawny spinsters on psychiatric drugs. They HATE me. I really don't know why.

In college I'd get pudgy unattractive ones also venting hatred on me. I don't understand any of it.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-05-15   12:11:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Here ya' go Turtle.

The ultimate testosterone tune.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2012-05-15   19:20:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

BTW, The Jersey Boys was one hell of a Broadway show!

Jethro Tull  posted on  2012-05-15   19:21:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2012-05-15   19:27:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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