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Title: Old People Looking Through Their Drapes
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Published: May 21, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-05-21 14:08:57 by Turtle
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Views: 897
Comments: 25

Old people who look through their drapes because they have no life should be euthanized.

This weekend I went the library to check out some books. There was an RV parked in the lot across five spaces. I knew what was going on -- a retired couple who had sold their house and bought an RV.

I noticed they had a map of the U.S. painted on the side, with the western part filled in. I walked over and looked at it for a few seconds. Sure enough, the western part had been professionally painted, but the eastern part was blank. I assumed the map showed the states they had visted.

As I walked away, I heard a hysterical "There's someone at the door!!!"

An old fat guy charged out. "What are you doing?!?!"

Me: What's it to you?

"It's my RV!"

"So what?"

"Stay away from it!"

"And if I don't, what are you going to do?"

I think about then he realized he was in over his head.

"I'll call the police!"

"They'll tell you to move your illegally-parked van, which you are obviously living in."

Apparently he realized he was going to lose this encounter, so he turned and walked away. I called after him, "Never start an argument you cannot win."

I've seen these things before, with old retired people who have no life, so they watch everything through their drapes and call the police. "Look at the cat! He doesn't belong here! Why is that guy walking his dog? He doesn't live on block! Call the police!"

Some years ago an old geezer kept looking out his drapes and caught a teenager cutting across the edge of his corner lot. He charged out and yelled at him.

The teenager got smart and started stomping on the guy's lawn. So the geezer shot him. He got life in prison and committed suicide in it at about age 69.

Some people are complete morons.

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#13. To: Turtle (#0)

"They'll tell you to move your illegally-parked van, which you are obviously living in."

Turtle wouldn't be broke if had a dime for every time somebody has said that to him. Turtle feels triumphant for the opportunity to say it to somebody else after hearing it so many times. lol

Old people look through their drapes......Turtle flashes folks through the drapes in his van and frightens the unfortunate Looky Lou who runs from the scene screaming, "HELP!! MY EYES ARE BURNING!! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!"

abraxas  posted on  2012-05-21   21:07:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: abraxas (#13)

"HELP!! MY EYES ARE BURNING!! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!"

Hey, he better not do that to a cop. He could then be charged with brandishing a dead weapon. ;-D

Ferret  posted on  2012-05-21   21:10:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Ferret, Turtle (#15)

lol......all the cops in Turtle's hood head to the donut shop when they hear Star Trek tunes. They learned good one time that the stench from the van is too much to endure twice. Now Turtle speeds and runs stop signs at whim.

abraxas  posted on  2012-05-21   21:15:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: abraxas (#17)

Pole-lessman: "Sir, is that a bicyclist and bicycle on your hood?"

Turtle: "Yehsir, it is. I just didn't see it on the road which we all know is onlt for cars and pickum up trucks anyway."

Pole-lessman: "Well, that sounds reasonable to me. I mean, it ain't like they like us anyway."

Ferret  posted on  2012-05-22   1:43:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Ferret, abraxas, Eric Stratton, Turtle, Cynicom, Lod, wakeup, AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#19)

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Bill D Berger  posted on  2012-05-22   9:48:45 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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