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Title: Do you boys wanna get in touch with your FEM SIDES?
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EWE TOOB
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Published: Jun 18, 2012
Author: HOUNDDAWG Q. Schwartz
Post Date: 2012-06-19 00:37:45 by HOUNDDAWG
Keywords: None
Views: 524
Comments: 25
Poster Comment: I'm feeling my "Roots" tonight (My real name is Kunte Kinte "Toby the HOUNDDAWG" Goldblatt-Schwartz) so I thought I'd share some fascinating Manhattan parlor trivia with you good people. This song may have been less slightly disturbing as originally written for a man. But when rewritten and released by CHARLENE in 1977 and again in 1982 (!) it was, A) a fluffy melodic song, B) by a talented vocalist, C) with lyrics that still make me wanna ralph thirty six years later. It's one thing for a man to talk about going around the world. (literally and well, the other way too) But, swapping the gender and singing the line, "I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see".... is unsettling enough, at least to me. BUT, there's no way in Hell I'd have ever been talked into singing, "I've been undressed by queens and I've seen some things that a (thweet boy?) ain't th'posed to theee". Not even for a queen's ransom, you understand. I'm betting that no straight male vocalist or even closeted butch would agree to sing the male version of the tune, resulting in the controversial song that decades later was featured in PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT a film that was rivaled only by Patrick Swazey's Trannies-on-the-road film, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar Both films are proof that real pros will take any role if their egos and bank accounts are fattened enough. Which is why Frank Sinatra would never have allowed himself to be ranked among real pro actors. Remember John Travolta as Edna Turnblad? It's all coming together now, huh? A real pro will live the role, even going so far as "learning to like the taste of..." never mind.) And, it's no different for singers. Charlene had to know that at the very least her song would be a screaming hit among the The Stonewall Rioters just as my former teenaged band mate Pamala Stanley knew when she recorded her hit, COMING OUT OF HIDING. Pamala is now the first call grand opening queen of bejeweled gay nightclubs, cabarets and cruise ship circuits. And to think that when we were young pros she was the little Pollyanna who heeded the warning to "beware the seducer" and stay way from me because I allowed an older "patroness of the arts" to shower me with expensive gifts, and other things.... The chivalrous band leader even put us on opposite sides of the front line "as a precaution." So, as a crusty shell of the pro I once was I'm thinking, "What could be worse?" If back then my only career options were either singing "IT" or playing lead guitar and singing with The New York Dolls, "Well, if androgyneeng is all I sing, I'd rather drive a truck." (apologies to "Pat" and the Rick Nelson Estate) The confirmation that I'm not alone in my interpretation of the song's murky orientation is the following saturation, a conflagration that some believe could threaten America's founding institations. (sorry) Please peruse the following stinky facts if you dare.
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#13. To: HOUNDDAWG (#0)
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Juth thop it now! You will incur the wrath of Lady Lindthey Graham and s/he will thtomp her widdle foot!
Juth thop it now! You will incur the wrath of Lady Lindthey Graham and s/he will thtomp her widdle foot! I'd be willing to bet my picture of Sgt. York's saintly mother (that I keep in my wallet) that Lindsey Graham is yet another closeted MC who voted for The Defense Of Marriage ACT (more aptly named, "Defense Of The CHRISTIAN BELIEFS ACT, i.e. "Marriage is an institution created by GAWD!) to avoid scrutiny of his personal cravings. Perhaps he didn't know know that the "Professional Outers" would target him more than the general public because of his smokescreen, "get tuff on queers" voting record. And my munny sayz that he enjoys a nice vanilla stiffy bar now and then. "Excuse me, which one is Senator Graham?" "Oh, he's the one who makes a yummy sound every time that hunky, broad shouldered page walks by!" You show me a 56 yr old senior senator from South Carolina who's never been married and I'll show you a profound hermaphrodite..... or a man for other mysterious reasons has not ever adored a woman.
"Oh, he's the one who makes a yummy sound every time that hunky, broad shouldered page walks by!" You show me a 56 yr old senior senator from South Carolina who's never been married and I'll show you a profound hermaphrodite..... or a man for other mysterious reasons has not ever adored a woman. Yeah, Lady Lindthey's mama probably cries herself to sleep over what she brought into the world.
Yup! He's the son she never had. And, like all kids he no doubt disappeared for hours on warm summer days, and his folks had to take his word for his account of his activities. Although I have my suspicions I don't know and I don't want to know what he was really doing.
#25. To: HOUNDDAWG (#23)
Good one!
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestBUT, there's no way in Hell I'd have ever been talked into singing, "I've been undressed by queens and I've seen some things that a (thweet boy?) ain't th'posed to theee".
#19. To: James Deffenbach (#13)
BUT, there's no way in Hell I'd have ever been talked into singing, "I've been undressed by queens and I've seen some things that a (thweet boy?) ain't th'posed to theee".
#22. To: HOUNDDAWG (#19)
"Excuse me, which one is Senator Graham?"
#23. To: James Deffenbach (#22)
Yeah, Lady Lindthey's mama probably cries herself to sleep over what she brought into the world.
Replies to Comment # 23. Yup! He's the son she never had.
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