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Title: Televangelist Robertson warns town of God's wrath
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Reuters
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051110/ts_nm/religion_robertson_dc
Published: Nov 10, 2005
Author: Alan Elsner
Post Date: 2005-11-10 18:28:04 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: Televangelist, Robertson, warns
Views: 133
Comments: 15
By Alan Elsner 1 hour, 11 minutes ago WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Conservative Christian televangelist Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them on Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck. Robertson, a former Republican presidential candidate and founder of the influential conservative Christian Broadcasting Network and Christian Coalition, has a long record of similar apocalyptic warnings and provocative statements. Last summer, he hit the headlines by calling for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan Present Hugo Chavez, one of President George W. Bush's most vocal international critics. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club" - Snip
Poster Comment: The assclown is back....
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
Shut the fuck up Pat. The only way you'd even smell relevant in the Christian Community, would be if the resurrected clone of Jesus peed on you.
 | So many morons, so few bullets. |
#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
Robertson had best take heed of his own words..
#3. To: Zipporah (#2)
Oh come on... He and every other member of the elite are the voice of God on this Earth. Like he's got anything to worry about.
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
#4. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#3)
Like he's got anything to worry about. He'd just better stay out from any storms.
Oh come on... He and every other member of the elite are the voice of God on this Earth.
#5. To: Zipporah (#4)
The 700 Club is a trick to keep you from seeing the 666.
Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war. – Donald Rumsfeld
#6. To: robin, Jethro Tull, Zipporah, ALL (#5)
FREAK!!
#7. To: robin (#5)
Wolf in sheep's clothing.. The 700 Club is a trick to keep you from seeing the 666.
#8. To: Zipporah (#2)
If I ever win the "God For a Day Lotto" there will be a very special edition of the 700 Club that evening. The only hard decision I would have would be at what point of the broadcast do I make him shit on stage, then have him rub it into his hair while singing "I Feel Pretty!" I suppose that would make a good finale after he would toke on the base pipe and shoot the hooker. Yes, I would be playing puppet master with quite of few notable GOPhers.
Robertson had best take heed of his own words..
"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."
#9. To: orangedog (#8)
LOL!! hey let me know if this comes to fruition.. I want a front row seat.. UH then again maybe not.. :P
#10. To: Zipporah (#9)
Oh I won't have to announce it. Trust me...you'll know. When you turn on C-Span some morning and see the funniest and most disturbing White House daily press briefing, high tail it to the 700 Club studio and get in line. I want a front row seat.. UH then again maybe not.. Yeah, that show would get as messy as one of Gallagher's. Bring a raincoat.
LOL!! hey let me know if this comes to fruition..
"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."
#11. To: orangedog (#10)
....... and maybe some air freshener.. :P
Yeah, that show would get as messy as one of Gallagher's. Bring a raincoat.
#12. To: orangedog (#9)
#13. To: Zipporah (#7)
Isn't that patented by Dupont?
#14. To: mehitable (#13)
Archer Daniels Midland
Isn't that patented by Dupont?
"If they ever drained all of the bullshit out of your average bush-bot, you could bury what's left of him in a matchbox."
#15. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
That's the signpost up ahead, your next stop... the Twilight Zone.
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said
I've already said too much.
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