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Title: Body of Christ gets new improved flavour
Source: Copenhagen Post
URL Source: http://www.cphpost.dk/get/86354.html
Published: Mar 8, 2005
Author: unlisted
Post Date: 2005-03-08 04:30:33 by 2Trievers
Keywords: improved, flavour, Christ
Views: 154
Comments: 11

Funen bakers have taken up the challenge to find a new recipe for communion wafers

For centuries, Danish churchgoers have received the body of Christ in the form of a small, bland communion wafer. Now, competition is on the way.

Ninety master bakers from the island of Funen have taken up the challenge to experiment with new recipes for the holy flesh, daily religious newspaper Kristeligt Dagblad reported on Thursday.

‘We have never tried anything like this before,’ Svendborg baker Gerner Pedersen said. ‘It’s very exciting. I think I will go for a baguette made out of a mixture of wheat and rye flour. That would give a good, strong taste of bread.’

Copenhagen deacon Finn Laugesen said he wished the bakers all the best. ‘But for as long as I have been responsible for the communion wafers, I’ve gone for the most neutral taste I could find,’ he said. ‘After all, the bread should symbolize the body of Jesus, and the wafer shouldn’t be getting all the attention. Just imagine if the pastor at the altar would say ‘This is the body of Jesus Christ. Would you like that with chocolate, vanilla or strawberry taste?’

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#1. To: 2Trievers (#0)

Would you like that with chocolate, vanilla or strawberry taste?’

Preferably low carb...or something honey roasted?

I remember once getting in a minor amount of trouble when I was a teen for eating handfuls of those crackers (the uh..body of christ) for a snack, because I was mowing the church yard in 90+ degree heat, and that's the only food that was around.

Tasted like stale crackers, they hadn't had the magic words said over them that transsubstantiated 'em into the 2000 year old flesh of an itinerant prophet.

Yum.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2005-03-08   7:43:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Samuel Gray (#1)

Would you like that with chocolate, vanilla or strawberry taste?’

The Churches in America need a Cherry Flavored / Vinegar and Bleach Douche.

noone222  posted on  2005-03-08   8:03:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#11. To: noone222 (#2)

Cherry Flavored / Vinegar and Bleach Douche

Is that like the Holy Ghost enema advocated by Mrs. Benny Hinn? Could you do a "two-fer" on those two procedures, since the *ahem* points of ingress are in similar neighborhoods (physiologically, if not metaphorically)?

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