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Title: BREAKING: LOCUSTS EAT DOVER, PENNSYLVANIA!!
Source: wbales
URL Source: http://N/A
Published: Nov 11, 2005
Author: Robertson Wet Dream News
Post Date: 2005-11-11 08:43:28 by wbales
Keywords: PENNSYLVANIA!!, BREAKING:, LOCUSTS
Views: 53
Comments: 7

A swarm of locusts descended upon Dover, Pennsylvania overnight and completely eradicated the small town.

As the sun rose this morning, aerial surveillance indicated utter and massive destruction.

“It looks like an A-Bomb went off”, noted a Harrisburg traffic reporter and helicopter pilot dispatched to the scene.

Clouds of locusts were spotted from the air filling the sky and landscape in and around Dover.

“There appears to be no life down there and existing structures now mere piles of rubble.” noted pilot, Huey Twirlly. “And the critters seem to be centered in the city hall area.”

In a hastily prepared news conference announcing the elevated terror alert level of metallic fire-engine red, Whitehouse spokesman Scott McClellan noted that the President was shocked at the development and noted that terrorist Al-Zawqari had been suspected of training rogue Muslim locusts and may have even been in the area as late as last week. Added McClellan, “Our worst fears have been realized.”

As of this writing, attempts to reach televangelist Pat Robertson for comment have been unsuccessful.

More on this breaking story as facts become available.

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#1. To: wbales (#0)

Now send them up to New England.

who knows what evil  posted on  2005-11-11   8:58:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: who knows what evil, wbales, Soda Pop, Grumble Jones, robin, Zipporah, Diana, gengis gandhi (#1)

we've all got to put our collective minds together and "image" migration of the birds and the bugs to DC. :P

If Tomorrow Never Comes...

christine  posted on  2005-11-11   9:11:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: wbales (#0)

Sodom and Gomorrah and Dover.


I've already said too much.

MUDDOG  posted on  2005-11-11   10:46:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: wbales, christine (#0)

Whitehouse spokesman Scott McClellan noted that the President was shocked at the development and noted that terrorist Al-Zawqari had been suspected

How funny!

That's about how it is now...

Diana  posted on  2005-11-11   17:49:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: wbales (#0)

Robertson - he's scary, crazy...

Jethro Tull  posted on  2005-11-11   18:01:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Jethro Tull (#5)

There are nightly riots in France and another lawyer in Saddam Hussein's trial has been gunned down. When I hear that Muslims are rioting in Paris, and that people are shooting lawyers, I think maybe God does hear my prayers.

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth." - Albert Einstein

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-11-11   18:03:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: timetobuildaboat (#6)

When I hear that Muslims are rioting in Paris, and that people are shooting lawyers, I think maybe God does hear my prayers.

Yep...I’ll be in my glory when a few dozen of these phony rectors and reverends get their necks stretched (g)

Jethro Tull  posted on  2005-11-11   19:37:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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