A swarm of locusts descended upon Dover, Pennsylvania overnight and completely eradicated the small town. As the sun rose this morning, aerial surveillance indicated utter and massive destruction.
“It looks like an A-Bomb went off”, noted a Harrisburg traffic reporter and helicopter pilot dispatched to the scene.
Clouds of locusts were spotted from the air filling the sky and landscape in and around Dover.
“There appears to be no life down there and existing structures now mere piles of rubble.” noted pilot, Huey Twirlly. “And the critters seem to be centered in the city hall area.”
In a hastily prepared news conference announcing the elevated terror alert level of metallic fire-engine red, Whitehouse spokesman Scott McClellan noted that the President was shocked at the development and noted that terrorist Al-Zawqari had been suspected of training rogue Muslim locusts and may have even been in the area as late as last week. Added McClellan, “Our worst fears have been realized.”
As of this writing, attempts to reach televangelist Pat Robertson for comment have been unsuccessful.
More on this breaking story as facts become available.