I hereby extend this heartfelt and most cordial invitation to invade. I can assure you that you will be welcomed with open arms.
Perhaps we could work out some sort of exchange program with you. This will be most beneficial if you like husky women with what are termed "tramp stamps", piercings in odd places, loud clear voices, innovative dress and hairstyles etc. These women deserve the best; which they will constantly remind you.
Cordially yours
PSUSA2