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Title: US man with huge penis stopped at airport
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URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/us-man-huge-p ... -airport-181309063.html?_esi=1
Published: Jul 20, 2012
Author: AFP
Post Date: 2012-07-22 03:08:24 by Tatarewicz
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Comments: 17
A man known for his enormous penis was stopped by security at San Francisco International Airport and questioned about the bulge in his pants, he was reported as saying Thursday. Jonah Falcon, 41, has an organ which is 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13 inches (33 centimeters) erect, according to Rolling Stone magazine. He has featured in a number of documentaries about the world's biggest penises. He was returning to New York from San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped, after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents saw a bulge hanging down over his left upper thigh. "They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth," he said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle. He told them it was his penis, and they checked around his crotch, although not too closely. He was delayed for five minutes. The incident was not his first. "I've gone through the (scanner) before, and I wasn't worried. "What was the worst that was going to happen? I was going to have to whip it out for them? I'm used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I'm feeling up to it, I'll just show them." In a tweet at the time Falcon said: "TSA didn't know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked..." A 2003 Rolling Stone story entitled "Mr. Big" reported that Falcon's penis was eight inches long when he was only 10 years old. It quoted his mother as saying his organ size was genetic. "He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises." The TSA did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Nor did Falcon. Poster Comment: Paul • Jacksonville, Florida • The only guy at the nudist camp who can carry 2 cups of coffee & a dozen doughnuts.+125
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#1. To: Tatarewicz (#0)
Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?
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this is exactly why i had to stop flying post 9/11
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In my case not only am I unable to run, I have problems walking. I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.
just in the last few weeks we had 9 days in row of 100 + degree weather and everytime i went outside in knee lenght shorts i got arrested for indecent exposure
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lol......yes, but that has nothing to do with your turtle penis. Turtles don't run and generally have problems walking, especially if a turtle attempts walking while chewing gum. : ) " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
He has to be one of the few guys on Earth that actually wishes his penis was smaller.
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Oh SNAP!!
#2. To: Tatarewicz (#0)
#3. To: Tatarewicz, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
#4. To: freepatriot32 (#3)
this is exactly why i had to stop flying post 9/11
#5. To: Turtle (#4)
#6. To: Turtle (#4)
In my case not only am I unable to run, I have problems walking.
#7. To: Tatarewicz (#0)
#8. To: abraxas, Turtle (#6)
has nothing to do with your turtle penis. Turtles don't run and generally have problems walking, especially if a turtle attempts walking while chewing gum.
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#9. To: X-15 (#8)
Double SNAP with a twist!! hehehehe Oh SNAP!!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#10. To: abraxas (#9)
Three snaps in Z formation! (as seen on In Living Color).
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#11. To: James Deffenbach (#10)
Here's a bit of Living Color for you James! : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#12. To: freepatriot32 (#5) (Edited)
Not a joke, some turtles have scary tackle, as does the Argentine Lake Duck Drake.
#13. To: abraxas (#11)
Two snaps and a backfield in motion!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#14. To: Tatarewicz (#0)
The biggest Dicks are of course the Zionist run TSA.
#15. To: abraxas (#6)
If Turtle was to tell you all the comments women have said about Turtle....you would cry yourself to sleep at night. Turtle pwns Abraxas again! 100 to zero! BWAHAHAHA!!! And it's so easy! lol......yes, but that has nothing to do with your turtle penis. Turtles don't run and generally have problems walking, especially if a turtle attempts walking while chewing gum. : )
I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.
#16. To: farmfriend (#1)
Love that Ron White story. Wonder if the guy at the airport was black. In my observations, what they say about black guys being huge is true. Never seen a black guy with an average or less wang.
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#17. To: Armadillo (#16)
He is one of my favorites since Carlin died. Love that Ron White story.
Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?
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