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Title: It ain't necessarily so
Source: Porgy and Bess
URL Source: http://www.operaheb.co.il/operas/arias/porgy5.html
Published: Nov 14, 2005
Author: George Gershwin our greatest theologian
Post Date: 2005-11-14 11:41:13 by Steppenwolf
Keywords: necessarily, aint
Views: 143
Comments: 2

It ain't necessarily so - Porgy & Bess

It ain't necessarily so, It ain't necessarily so, De t'ings dat yo' li'ble To read in de Bible, It ain't necessarily so.

Li'I David was small, but oh my! Li'I David was small but oh my! He fought big Goliath Who lay down an' dieth, Li'I David was small, but oh my!

Wa-doo - Zim bam boodle-oo, Hoodle ah da wa da - Scatty wah. Yeah!

Oh, Jonah, he lived in a whale, Oh, Jonah, he lived in a whale, Fo' he made his home in Dat fish's abdomen. Oh, Jonah, he lived in a whale.

Li'I Moses was found in a stream, Li'I Moses was found in a stream, He floated on water Till ol' Pharaoh's daughter Fished him, she said from dat stream.

Wa-doo - Zim bam boodle-oo, Hoodle ah da wa sa - Scatty wah. Yeah!

It ain't necessarily so, It ain't necessarily so, Dey tell all you chillun De debble's a villun But'tain't necessarily so.

To get into Hebben, Don't snap for a sebben! Live clean, Don' have no fault. (Look at me!) I jus' takes dat gospel Whenever it's pos'ble. But wid a grain o' salt.

Methuselah lived nine hundred years, Methuselah lived nine hundred years, Say, but what's good o' livin' When no gal'll give in To no man what's nine hundred years?

I'm preachin' this sermon to show It ain't nessa, 'tain't nessa, 'tain't nessa, 'tain't nessa, 'Tain't necessarily so.


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The best and TRUEST analysis of the bible yet....

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#1. To: Steppenwolf (#0)

Also helpful when evaluating the TeeVee and other media reports of the alleged "female suicide bomber" who was "captured" in Jordan.

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2005-11-14   12:54:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t (#1)

reports of the alleged "female suicide bomber" who was "captured" in Jordan.

Think she'll get a spread in Hustler?

Soda Pop  posted on  2005-11-14   13:19:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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