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Title: Turtle's Pug Banned for Life
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Published: Sep 16, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-09-16 10:38:10 by Turtle
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Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions that are one of the main characteristics of pugs. She even sprayed him with deodorizer, to no avail. I told her I could dunk him in one of the two 50-gallon drums of Hai Karate I laid in when I was a teenager but even that wasn't good enough. Poor Pug. He didn't even know what he did. Pugs never do.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Pugism should be eradicated. A nationwide program is needed.
I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.
Yesh, those small dogs with curled up tails and exposed bungholes can produce lethal gas levels. My dad used to feed his sharpei garlic baloney sometimes and it made it impossible to be in closed spaces with him.
Sure, blame the dog ... Women almost always have a more sensitive sense of smell than men. I found the dog's silent-but-deadly attack mostly amusing, but the woman in question told me she almost gagged. So, Pug has been banned. I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.
Couldn't you, like, stick a cork in doggies' butt when it was in the company of women? :)
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
Pugism should be eradicated.
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions
the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to
his commitment to excellence.’
#5. To: Obnoxicated (#3)
Yesh, those small dogs with curled up tails and exposed bungholes can produce lethal gas levels. My dad used to feed his sharpei garlic baloney sometimes and it made it impossible to be in closed spaces with him.
#6. To: Turtle (#5)
-Alex Kurtagic
#7. To: X-15 (#6)
I suggested that to her but she was afraid he explode. Actually, I suggested plugging my dog with her cat (I can't stand the destructive little monster) and she at least did laugh, although she did claim I was an awful person. Couldn't you, like, stick a cork in doggies' butt when it was in the company of women? :)
I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.
#8. To: X-15 (#6)
May the farts be with you or hopefully not.Have you thought about calling the A.C.L.U. { American Canine Liberties Union } to represent pug ?
#9. To: All (#8)
Dear Mr. / Mrs / Ms. Miss X - 15 : If you think Pug has a problem it's NOTHING compared to Bo's problem. See if you agree.
#10. To: Paul Stanner (#9)
MR. X-15, click on my name (in red) at the lower left of my post. If Bo attacked the Lawn Jockey I'd give that dog a ham bone.
-Alex Kurtagic
#11. To: X-15 (#10)
AT LAST !!!! Somebody with a sense of style wit and originality here at the Freedom4um suburb of Cut And Paste World. !!! By the way you do realize that " Lawn Jockey " is a very un - P.C. term don't you? lol
#12. To: Turtle, christine (#0)
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
#13. To: wudidiz (#12)
Those are bulldogs, which are also known for gas attacks.
Women’s liberation is freedom from the authority of men. Men’s liberation is the freedom from responsibility to women.
#14. To: Turtle (#13)
Flatulence?????
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