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Title: Turtle's Pug Banned for Life
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Published: Sep 16, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-09-16 10:38:10 by Turtle
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Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions that are one of the main characteristics of pugs. She even sprayed him with deodorizer, to no avail.

I told her I could dunk him in one of the two 50-gallon drums of Hai Karate I laid in when I was a teenager but even that wasn't good enough.

Poor Pug. He didn't even know what he did. Pugs never do.

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Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions

Sure, blame the dog ...

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